From time to time we all need to just stop, take a moment, and find something to laugh about. It is important, whether business is good or bad, busy or slow, to keep things in perspective. So please find below a few things that might bring a smile to your face.
Two antennae met on a roof top, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great!
An elderly woman in Florida called 911 and said "Someone ransacked my car! They took everything, the dashboard, the steering wheel, the radio, even the gas and brake pedals!" The operator said "Calm down ma'am, there is an officer on the way, he will be there in just a minute." A few minutes later a call came in from the officer on the scene. He said "never mind, she got into the back seat."
A man got into a cab and as they were driving down the street he thought of something to add to his directions so he reached up and tapped the driver on the shoulder. The driver jumped two feet in the air, lost control of the cab, it careened through traffic and came to stop on the sidewalk two inches from a plate glass window. The passenger said "Gee, I'm sorry. I had no idea that a simple tap on the shoulder would affect you that way." The driver replied "No, it's totally my fault. This is my first week driving a cab. I was a hearse driver for the past 25 years."
A man was walking past a mental hospital when he heard the patients inside the fence in the yard shouting "13, 13, 13, 13....!". The fence was to high to see over but he noticed a little opening about eye level so he went over and peaked in to see what was going on. Someone poked him in the eye and then he heard them yelling "14, 14, 14, 14...!"
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
O.k., I know they are pretty corny. But I hope they made you smile! If you know someone else that needs a smile pass it along! And have a great day!