I left beatuful Cape Coral, Florida on Monday and I miss it already! I have been on the road for 4 days now and after 4 flights and 3 nights in different hotels I am to say the least- a little worn out! After dealing with airport personnel and being surprised that I had to pay for my luggage because their policies have changed, my patience have been stretched to the limit!

In both Jacksonville, Florida and in Northfield, NJ I was fortunate enough to meet with some very creative and productive real estate agents at our monthly agent support sessions! It makes all the travel headaches seem worth it! I am currently in Watchung,NJ at the new Sellstate Access office and today I was reminded what it is like to sit in traffic! It took me 1 hour to go 14 miles down the Garden State Parkway and Route 22!

So to say the least I am a little frazzled! Well I just went to my email and my attitude was immediately changed! A buddy of mine who I can always count on for a good laugh just sent this to me! I wanted to share it with all of you, so if you are a little stressed or having a bad day it may help you! Have a great day!

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, 

of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. 

A cop pulls him over.

" So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"

" Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.  

" Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." 

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

" Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, 

"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" 

" Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. 

" For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Mike Kelly, Broker/Owner, Sellstate Advantage Realty, Cape Coral, Florida 239-549-9200