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Here it is late Friday afternoon and I either need coffee or some jokes to keep me going!  If I poured myself a glass of wine I'd probably fall asleep, so I won't do that! So here it is.....drum roll.....executive decision! A joke.

 

An older gentleman client of mine likes to send me funny jokes once a week or so. Some of them are pretty funny and a few from time to time aren't so PC so I don't share those.  Funny but not appropiate, know what I mean?

 

There is a spike in covid cases because there is a spike in testing.

If we had more IQ tests, there could be a spike in morons too.

 

Now it's wine time!  Enjoy your Weekend and laugh more often!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments(17)

Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Oh My. Totally agree. 1000%!

Oct 23, 2020 05:20 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

LOL by now you're probably relaxed, right Carol Williams !

Oct 23, 2020 08:08 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Hi Anna:

Ah, yes, some things are better off not being shared.

Have a good evening and a wonderful weekend!

Cheers!

Jeff

happy hour in Tuscany

Oct 23, 2020 05:21 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Jeff Dowler, CRS Cheers!


 


Oct 23, 2020 08:10 PM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Anna- ok, you made me laugh!!!! Now, go and have your glass of wine!!!

Oct 23, 2020 07:23 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Already accomplished Kathy Streib !


 

Oct 23, 2020 08:11 PM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRS, Broker, Instructor if you only knew how many UN PC jokes I had to pass by just to find the 2 I posted.

Oct 23, 2020 09:20 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Oh I know Rocky Dickerson same for me.  Interesting times we life in at this moment.

Oct 24, 2020 01:49 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Haha Anna loved it... one of my connections sent me an email that his is in perfect shape... so I asked what do you mean he told he he was "round" and that is a shape:))Endre

Oct 23, 2020 10:17 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

LOl that's funny Endre Barath, Jr. . My older gentleman client sends me some interesting stuff.  But.....sometimes like a lot of older folks just put it all out there and don't care what anybody says!!!

Oct 24, 2020 01:51 PM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRS, Broker, Instructor 

Cheers! To cheery friends, a glass of wine, those who make us laugh and those that don't know we are lauhing at them, may you always find something to laugh about and continue to enjoy life!!!

Oct 24, 2020 02:39 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Exactly Patricia - life is for FUN and lots of laught every day!

Oct 24, 2020 01:51 PM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good morning Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRS, Broker, Instructor - that is funny and true.  I hope you enjoyed your wine last night and have a great Saturday.

Oct 24, 2020 04:22 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

We did enjoy our happy hour Grant!  You have a great Saturday as well. Cheers!

Oct 24, 2020 01:52 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

"There is a spike in covid cases because there is a spike in testing.

If we had more IQ tests, there could be a spike in morons too."

Priceless, Anna!  When I hear complaints about testing alluding to being the cause of more Covid cases, I cringe.  I suspect it's an attempt to get the country populated with ostriches, who bury their heads in the sand!

Oct 24, 2020 04:38 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

I thought so too Myrl. State the obvious and les voila! There it is.


Fear mongering is what it denotes....mongerers of fear.  Next....

Oct 24, 2020 01:53 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Anna - not only is the beverage of choice a good complement to a Friday afternoon but a joke or two can make an impression as well.  

Oct 24, 2020 05:43 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Totally Michael!  Bring on those jokes and funny thoughts about life....so many to chose from.

Oct 24, 2020 01:54 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

That's a good one, Anna... the last thing I need is a spike in covid cases or morons! Hard enough to deal with the morons that surround us on many days. 

Oct 24, 2020 07:11 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Now that makes me laugh Nina!  Both are the last thing we need or want!!

Oct 24, 2020 01:54 PM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

I do know about the jokes that cross that all important line...you need to know your audience well to share one of those. :)  It's too early for wine this morning, but I have a feeling we were already enjoying a glass of wine when you first shared this yesterday afternoon. ( It was nearly five-o-clock!) So, cheers! 

Oct 24, 2020 07:19 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Yes 7:19 is early for wine LOL!  Unless it's a holiday and you're enjoying  a Mimosa!  Cheers to you and Bernie tonight!

Oct 24, 2020 01:55 PM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Like any statistic Miss Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRS, Broker, Instructor - we can put any spin we want on it to make it tell whatever story we want to tell. I will leave it at that because anything else I have so say would not be nice, or politically correct. 

Oct 24, 2020 07:45 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Who said you needed to be nice @kathleen. Just funny  and who knows what that looks like today!   Laughing at ourself is the best form of humor.  I've got lots to laugh about....

Oct 24, 2020 01:57 PM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

LOVE THIS!  

Oct 24, 2020 09:14 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

Glad you love it Chris Ann!  BTW talked to Marie and Sean....awesome people.

Oct 24, 2020 01:57 PM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Anna Banana, We all need a good laugh daily I think.  So what kind of wine, Red or White?

 

Oct 24, 2020 11:16 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

I think we need a lot more than one Will.  Depends..!!

Oct 24, 2020 01:58 PM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Anna,

I loved this line,

If we had more IQ tests, there could be a spike in morons too.

A

Oct 24, 2020 11:32 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten

It's so obvious the game that's being played in our state! It's such a joke.  Moron testing starts next week. Who knows maybe our test will come back positive LOL!

Oct 24, 2020 01:59 PM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Anna I think we are getting an increase in morons even without the additional testing ....... LOL

Oct 24, 2020 03:10 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

You're cracking me up today George Souto - thanks for the laughs!

Oct 25, 2020 01:55 PM