Lies Can Slap You Silly!
A broker buys a lie detector robot as an office training tool to ensure the agents are doing their work to become successful.
The robot slaps people who are untruthful. He asks a new agent, “Have you been cold calling potential buyers and sellers?”
“Yes”, she replies. The robot slaps the agent, who then admits to being at the driving range all day, improving her golf game.
He decides to take it home to try it out on the family for the weekend.
At the dinner table, he introduces the robot to his 16-year old son and wife, then asks Johnny if he did his homework. He replied, “Yes.”
The robot slaps him. He admitted to being at a friend’s, watching porn. His dad said, “At your young age, I didn’t know what that was.”
The robot slapped the father!
The mom laughs and says, “Well, he is certainly your son.”
The robot slapped the mother!
Moral of the Story: Always tell the truth, no matter the consequence or it can come back and slap you silly!
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