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Joke of the day 1-22-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years.

Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while.

Before setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some fruit.

As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly someone is having a good time.

As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond.

He makes the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far end.

One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!“

The farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry on.“

The wily old-timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!“

Moral of the story: Never underestimate an old man.

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Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Hahahahaha, that's hysterical. Thanks for the laugh this morning. D 

Jan 22, 2021 08:08 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Candy now that is a good one to share with some of my older friends.  Will pass on telling the grand kids that for years.

 

Jan 22, 2021 08:28 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

That was a good one Candace. He's definitely got a quick wit. Have a great weekend!

Jan 22, 2021 12:44 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I am happy the joke made you laugh Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD.

 

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 22, 2021 03:02 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Probably a good idea Will Hamm.  

Have a Happy Day!

Jan 22, 2021 03:02 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

You have a great weekend too Debe Maxwell, CRS.

 

Jan 22, 2021 03:03 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Such a smart man, haha.  It reminds me of a time I was in high school attending college classes at the University and something similar crossed my path but I will save that story for another time.  I am sure it is one that Rocky Dickerson would enjoy hearing, haha.

Jan 23, 2021 05:31 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thank you, Candace, for adding smiles to our faces.

Take care, be safe and have an outstanding weekend.

Jan 23, 2021 07:44 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Candy - well, it seems as if the farmer had a sense of humor and, perhaps, a strategy.  

Jan 23, 2021 03:59 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Haha Candy so glad I am old I can use that scam I mean concept:)Endre

Jan 23, 2021 10:59 PM
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