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Joke of the day 1-30-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

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John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Hello CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS thanks for the laugh. He work hard for the date, but no punch line.

Jan 30, 2021 09:32 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Yes Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI.  The boy worked hard for the girl.

Jan 30, 2021 04:11 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Ed Silva how do you think the joke should end?

Jan 30, 2021 04:12 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

You have piqued my interest Will Hamm.

Jan 30, 2021 04:14 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

You're welcome John Pusa 

Jan 30, 2021 04:15 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Hi Candy,  This is a great joke.  Thanks for sharing it with us - this was a good laugh.

Jan 30, 2021 05:09 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Candy - when I read that the girl said she wanted a punch, I was expecting a different outcome.  I am glad your joke took a different route to the "punch" line.  

Jan 30, 2021 05:51 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good Sunday morning, Candy.

Take care, be safe and have a great day.

Jan 31, 2021 04:34 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

I was waiting for a punch line, but at least he didn't have to wait in line again, haha.

Jan 31, 2021 04:56 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS I am at a loss for words. I guess perhaps I will just groan.

Jan 31, 2021 08:58 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

I agree with Micheal, I thought this might go differently. I glad it didn't & enjoyed the end 😀

Jan 31, 2021 02:55 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

 I am happy the joke made you laugh Bob Crane.  Laughter is priceless!

Feb 02, 2021 10:54 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

The joke could have gone another direction but I am glad it didn't.

Have a Happy Day Michael Jacobs.

Feb 02, 2021 10:55 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

You have a Happy Day Roy Kelley.

Feb 02, 2021 10:55 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I think the punch line is the punch line Brian England. 

Feb 02, 2021 10:56 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Oh Come on Rocky Dickerson, it didn't make you smile at all?

Feb 02, 2021 10:56 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I am glad you enjoyed the joke Debe Maxwell, CRS.

Have a Happy Day!

Feb 02, 2021 10:56 AM
Rocky Dickerson
Realty One Group - Las Vegas, NV
Superior Service!

Feb 02, 2021 11:10 AM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

UGh!!!! YOU GOT ME - have a great week and keep sending us the jokes - we need them

Feb 02, 2021 02:45 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I am glad you are enjoying the jokes Lise Howe.

Have a Happy Day!

Feb 02, 2021 07:47 PM
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