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Joke of the Day 2-21-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”

The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.”

“You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said.

The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said.

“I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach."

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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Good one Candy, always can count on you to come up with a funny joke to tell the grand kids.

 

Feb 21, 2021 08:54 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hello Candy - i guess there's some truth in the familiar saying...ask a silly question, you'll get a silly answer.  Specific instructions are often necessary.   

Feb 21, 2021 09:05 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Maybe they should spend the next day at the spa and invite the same police man

Feb 21, 2021 10:46 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

hahahahhah

After all, penguins belong both at a zoo and the beach. 

Feb 21, 2021 12:41 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Hi Candy, I thought it was just a bunch of little waiters running around at the beach.  Thanks for the laugh - great joke.

Feb 21, 2021 07:39 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Cute, Candy did you find these or do you just make them up on your own? Inquiring minds want to know, Endre

Feb 21, 2021 10:37 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Nothing to see here, just a man hanging out with his pet penguins, haha.

Feb 22, 2021 04:11 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Candy... never cease to be amazed at how something so silly can be so funny!

Feb 22, 2021 04:18 AM
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