Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day? (The actual day, not the film)
If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine.
What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, 'I bet you don't know what day this is?' 'Of course, I do,' he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o'clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually, the husband came home, tired after a hard day's work. His wife greeted him by saying: 'First the flowers, then the chocolates, I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!'
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