A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical ....
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
Are located in
Washington , DC !!!
Any Questions ???
NO? .................................... I didn't think so!!!

 
Posted by Judy Wulff on 06/23/2008 12:16 AM   Comments (4)  
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23
2008
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Judy:  Two of our biggest dipsticks used to be from Texas and Wyoming, but although Bush and Cheney are still in DC right now... they'll be leaving soon.  Hooray !
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We also have a few dip sticks at each state capitol building.
12:22am • #2
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Love it!
1:12am • #3
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I think you nailed this one. It has gotten way out of control. They give a releif package to put in the oil company's pocket.
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