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Joke of the Day 2-10-21

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Education & Training with Number Cruncher LLC

An original light bulb story

A student, let's call him Kevin, was having an oral exam in philosophy with his professor. Naturally, Kevin didn't study and couldn't answer any of the questions, even the easiest ones. The professor felt pity for him and gave him one last chance:

"Ok Kevin, if you can answer this question you will pass, otherwise you will have to retake the exam. Tell me how many light bulbs there are in this room?"

Kevin knew luck had smiled upon him and started counting the light bulbs on the ceiling.

"There are 4 light bulbs!", said Kevin, confidently.

The professor smiled, pulled out a light bulb from his bag and said: "Wrong, see you next time!"..

Come the next exam, as usual, Kevin was still dumbfounded by all the questions. The professor once again asked the same question:

"How many light bulbs are there in this room?"

This time Kevin counted carefully and answered sheepishly:

"There are 5 light bulbs?"

The professor formed a devil smile once again:

"Wrong! I don't bring any light bulb today."

Immediately Kevin reached into his pocket and cried:

"But I bring one bwahahaha"
 
 
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Kevin was learning for sure in this class this time around.  Good one for the grand kids.

 

Feb 10, 2021 08:18 AM
Ray Henson
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA
Realtor

Kevin is a lot smarter than he appears at first.  Ha!

Feb 10, 2021 09:05 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I wouldn't have thought of bringing my own lightbulb!

Feb 10, 2021 11:10 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Yes, Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI, Kevin is smart!

Feb 10, 2021 11:10 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Kevin was a quick study. The student became the teacher 😀

Feb 10, 2021 11:18 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

Yes, he was Debe Maxwell, CRS.  He taught the teacher a thing or two.

Feb 10, 2021 07:47 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Candy... you continue to put a smile on my face each morning. Thank you.

Feb 11, 2021 01:21 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Such a sneaky professor and I am glad to see that Kevin got the last laugh, haha.

Feb 11, 2021 05:39 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

It appears that Kevin had the question asked before as well, and came prepared

Feb 11, 2021 06:47 AM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I think so Ed Silva .

Have a Happy Day!

Feb 11, 2021 09:07 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

I think both of them are sneaky Brian England.

Feb 11, 2021 09:08 PM
CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS, EA
Number Cruncher LLC - Overton, NV
Helping Taxpayers Resolve IRS problems

You are most welcome Nina Hollander.  

Feb 11, 2021 09:08 PM