One redneck to the other: Do you think I should tell my folks I’m adopted?
Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.”
What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
Hey y’all.. Watch this!
Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under are not admitted.
Why don’t they allow rednecks into Sea World?
Because fishing poles are not allowed!
Hello CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS thanks for the great funny joke and the laugh.
CANDACE (Candy) STEVEN...
Overton, NV
Won't that redneck be surprised when his parents tell him they already knew
CANDACE (Candy) STEVEN...
Overton, NV
Hi Candy, Thanks for sharing these jokes. I really enjoyed them. I hadn't heard a redneck joke in a long time.
CANDACE (Candy) STEVEN...
Overton, NV
My Dad is from Tennessee so I will have to tell him that one about the theater, he will get a kick out of it.
CANDACE (Candy) STEVEN...
Overton, NV
Excuse me miss CANDACE (Candy) STEVENS but it seems that you owe me and my family a huge apology
CANDACE (Candy) STEVEN...
Overton, NV
You are welcome John Pusa. I figure one can't go wrong with Redneck Jokes.
Have a Happy Day!
John Pusa
Glendale, CA
Now that is funny Ed Silva. It makes the joke even better. Thank you.
Have a Happy Day!
I figured it was time for a little Redneck! I miss Jeff Foxworthy's jokes.
Have a Happy Day Bob Crane.
Let me know if youf Dad likes the joke Brian England .
Brian England
Gilbert, AZ
Not sure they will forgive 
You'd better be careful - next thing you know Rednecks will be a protected class.
CANDACE (Candy) STEVEN...
Overton, NV
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