It's a game.  Try to guess which one isn't true.  The first one to guess it correctly can have 1000 of my points.  The Rain Gods will see to it....

10) I am equally proficient with all of the following:  handguns, paint brushes, a piano, a claymore mine, a guitar, and an assault rifle.

9) I once wrote a 15 page love letter to my wife in Iambic Pentameter.  

8) I once went for 4 days with no food in Iraq.

7) I once went for 63 days with no shower, also in Iraq.

6) I have three college degrees, none of them pertaining to Real Estate.

5) I build flower bouquets in my spare time and sell them on Ebay.

4) I have written a full-length novel.

3) I played College Baseball.

2) I was one of the only soldiers in Iraq in March of 2003 that though the war was a bad idea.

1)  I scored a 1480 on my SAT.

Feel free to reply with 10 facts about yourself, 9 of them true.  We'll all get to know each other.  And remember, first to guess mine correctly gets 1000 of my points.