Real Estate Puns Re-Visited

OK, try these real estate puns on for size, per Joe Manausa, sometimes it is  better to take it easy and not think too hard:

1. A Man's home is His Castle in a Manor of Speaking

2. Truckers like to buy houses with long haul ways.

3. The man who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.

4. My neighbors sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me!

5. Interior Design is out one era and in the other

In real estate language say what you mean, but mean what you say. Say what? For example try these puns to keep your mind active and understand what they actually mean:

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

King Arthurs Sword

 King Arhur's Sword...Photo: Julia Casado Pixabay

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of Math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Watch out for that baseball!

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your Count that votes.

Vote for what you believe, don't let someone else tell you what they think is right! Don't follow the mob

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Need we go on? OK, maybe it is time to get out of the house and buy some real estate! Give me, Jeff Masich, a call (I mean on the phone) non a "Shout Out".

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