Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald-headed Alcoholic.
You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I Know.
Go to Heaven for the climate. Hell for the company.
When your friends begin to tell you how young you look it's a sure sign you are getting old.
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often,
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
You are not fat, you are just... easier to see.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
One day, you will be able to tell your grandkids, "I survived the Great Brandon years."
Happy Day My Friends
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