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Stop thinking about the price of gasoline and read this instead this

By Beth and Richard Witt

Managing Real Estate Broker

April 18, 2022 09:21 AM

Life is hard but when you fall down, pick yourself up and say, "Who the hell pushed me?"

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it.

I'd like to thank whoever told my mom that WTF means "wow that's fantastic." Her texts are so much more fun now.

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there's no cure for stupid.

Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

I don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is like 10 to 1 and they are already looking for crap they don't need.

Hope these funny words allowed you to have some fun, and now feel free to go back to worrying about the price of gasoline

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Will Hamm

Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO

"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Happy Monday Beth and Richard and thank you for sharing this great information with us here in the Rain. Make it a great start to the week!

Apr 18, 2022 09:49 AM

Diana Dahlberg

Pleasant Prairie, WI

Doug Dawes

Keller Williams Evolution - 447 Boston Street, Suite #5, Topsfield, MA - Topsfield, MA

Your Personal Realtor®

Good Morning @Beth and Richard Witt

Funny and on the edge. Enjoy the upcoming week

Apr 18, 2022 09:58 AM

Beth and Richard Witt

New York, NY

Anna "Banana" Kruchten

HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ

602-380-4886

Beth good Monday laugh! Love it! Favorite is the Target one. Add to that Marshall's, Home Goods or TJM! Loaded with women shoppers!

Apr 18, 2022 10:34 AM

Diana Dahlberg

Pleasant Prairie, WI
Beth and Richard Witt

New York, NY

Kathy Streib

Cypress, TX

Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Beth- I love all of these and yes, I got a big chuckle!!! I do love the one about not being able to fix stupid.

Apr 18, 2022 06:08 PM

Paddy Deighan MBA JD PhD

http://www.medicalandspaconsulting.com - Vail, CO

Paddy Deighan J.D. Ph.D

A little humor goes a long way these days....since I am single I better run my butt over to Target!!!

Apr 19, 2022 12:09 AM

Carol Williams

Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA

Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Hi Beth,
Your Target comment got me wondering where the men are... other than bars. Maybe Lowes or Home Depot? Trouble is, they're usually there looking for stuff they do need. I'm probably not on that list.

Apr 19, 2022 07:01 AM

Diana Dahlberg

1 Month Realty - Pleasant Prairie, WI

Real Estate in Kenosha, WI since 1994 262-308-3563

That was a funny way to start my day today. I especially liked the WTF "Wow! That's Fantastic!" ... made my day!

Apr 19, 2022 07:17 AM

M.C. Dwyer

Melody Russell Team at eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Felton, CA

MC Dwyer-Santa Cruz Mountains Property Specialist

Oh wow, loved the mom WTF & Target jokes!!! Thanks for the belly laughs and a moments' respite from our daily concerns!

Apr 19, 2022 10:01 AM

Myrl Jeffcoat

Sacramento, CA

Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

Interestingly enough, I spent about the same for gas per month recently, as I had in the past. What I did was change my behavior a bit. I've gone to the grocery store once a week, instead of twice. And, I've taken time to think out my driving routes more carefully. Yeah, I paid more for gallon, but my gas dollars spent were about the same per month.

Apr 19, 2022 07:46 PM

Kimo Jarrett

Cyber Properties - Huntington Beach, CA

Pro Lifestyle Solutions

WTF, amusingly funny.

Apr 21, 2022 02:05 PM

Stop thinking about the price of gasoline and read this instead this

Life is hard but when you fall down, pick yourself up and say, "Who the hell pushed me?"

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it.

I'd like to thank whoever told my mom that WTF means "wow that's fantastic." Her texts are so much more fun now.

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there's no cure for stupid.

Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

I don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is like 10 to 1 and they are already looking for crap they don't need.

Hope these funny words allowed you to have some fun, and now feel free to go back to worrying about the price of gasoline

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