Oh Michael - maybe you could license Dolly Partan?  Julie

Boy, Michael, those are tough choices!

#1 - Supreme Commander of Home Staging, Central Texas Division

#2 - Home Staging's Grand Poobah

Guess those would be my only choices because on your list #1-are you just a "little" home stager, or do you do large homes as well?  #2, sorry, too wordy. You'll lose your audience. #4-who cares (LOL)...can you tell I am having fun with this??  #6-bland verbiage. #7-not everyone speaks French. And, finally #8-funding for postcards gets too expensive, however, if they are done right (like putting a recipe on the other side), people do tend to keep them a while.

LOL!  Thanks for providing some good reading and entertainment!

Hey, Michael. I really like the grand poobah one the most. I hope that you have a wonderful 4th, Jim

#1 Home Stager in the 78864 area code for houses between $250k and $349k, West of IH-35, and less than three acres...lol...that one is great...very specific...but I have to say the grand poobah is my favorite...thanks for making me laugh this morning!

Thanks for Stopping!

Julie:  I hoped some one would pick up on the title... Burt & Dolly... :)

Truth be told - Grand Poobah was borrowed from The Flintstones and The Loyal Order of Water Buffalo.

Hope every one has a chuckle on this - at first I was irritated by the other Stager.  But then I thought, Why?  Have some fun with it instead!

Howdy Michael-

Heh-heh.  As a fellow Texan, I get your humor-big time! Maybe you could think of some George W. Englishisms.  Or how about "The Stager Who Can Fix Your Mess In Texas"? (Hint for folks outside Texas-our state anti-litter slogan is "Don't Mess With Texas")

Funny post! Keep em comin!

Kathy

As Rodney Dangerfield would say.."How big is she?" She's the largest home stager in Texas.

hahahha, I kill me!

Michael - I've seen #8 around here, I'm pretty sure they do manage to get it on their business cards, but I could be wrong.  Susan's idea of putting a recipe on the back of a postcard (if needed) would be a great one though!

Otherwise my husband said #3 Supreme Commander.

What about Most Arrogant, I'm too good for your home Stager?

Good Idea Kathy - will think about some Bush-isms references... In the mean time, how about:

The Rootinest, Tootinest Home Stager, North of the Rio Grande - Thanks to Yosemite Sam for that idea.  Or Speedy Gonzalez:  The Stage Coach es el best Stager en all de Mexico...

Michelle: Love it!  I actually deleted a line about weight gain because it was not very nice.  Your's works!

Melissa: I know a few Realtors who should have that on their card!  That's kind of what I was going for with the French one. :P

Thanks for stopping to chime in!  Hopefully more will come to me over night.

Michael,

#3 sounds powerful!!! Funny post!

Michael I agree with those type of sudo-titles being annoying.  I just brush them aside and give them no credence.  As someone in marketing once said...when you're small do your best to look BIG.  But I think that most of us can see through it because it's so commonly misused today and so overused.  

 I too like Poobah or the Rootin' Tootin' one. (-:

Michael - thanks for a good chuckle and the fodder was delicious. How does one overcome such hype?

There is a local bagel shop in Fresno and I won't mention the name because it is owned by one of my sisters old boyfriends family but, their claim is to be the #1 bagel shop in all of Fresno County. Since they were customers of mine as well (when I was a beverage broker once upon a time) I asked them how this #1 status was achieved? The employees response was "a vote was taken by all the employees and it was unanimous!" Finally, an honest person!

Thanks for the post!

Michael, go for something new.  Many of the titles you listed are already in use.  I would suggest that you talk with Kimberly Westerand see if there is currently an Intergalactic stager in Texas..  If not she might be able to induct you into thevery secret but exclusive society of Intergalactic stagers, of which she is the grand poo bah.  There are several members of the society here on SIF, but I can't tell you who they are!  Anyway if you can swing it you could bill yourself as "Texas only Intergalactic stager".  "Staging Texas and beyond"  *Footnote:  Travel charges apply for inter-planetary staging.

Thanks for Stopping, All!

Hmmm- I wonder what the initiation is for the exclusive society of Intergalactic Stagers... Thanks for the idea, Gary!

Sheron: thanks for sharing - it is funny how some people play the marketing/advertising game.

Ginger: I agree - definitely Overused and Misused at the same time. 

My goal is for my work to be liked and appreciated by the people I work with, one Staged Home at a time - not admired by the masses.  I may never arrive to the level of "Best Little Home Stager in Texas" with this in mind!

Thanks for sharing!

Micheal, We're going to have to fight for the rights to being the best at something.  I put 'premire' in word and hit thesaurus and now I think I'd like to be "Austin's Primary Home Staging Company."

Don't bother, I'm already copyrighting that and rule, leader and chief, as well.

Thanks for your help with the pictures.  I'm inserting them into everything....even when they don't really mean anything.

Amy Jeffrey, Currant Design and Home Staging