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“Hope His Hearing has a Good Outcome”

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In church Sunday morning the preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, JB got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, "JB, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

JB replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one of his fingers in JB's ear, then he took his other hand and placed it on top of JB's head; and then he prayed and prayed and eventually the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "JB, how is your hearing now?"

JB answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."  

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Joe Petrowsky, NMLS #6869

Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. The English language offers many opportunities to be misunderstood. Great example! Enjoy your day.

Jul 13, 2022 05:04 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks, Joe, for adding smiles to our faces with this story.

Have a great day and a very productive week.

Jul 13, 2022 05:05 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Joe... now that is hilarious... a laugh out loud moment for sure!

Jul 13, 2022 05:08 AM
Bill Salvatore - East Valley
Arizona Elite Properties - Chandler, AZ
Realtor - 602-999-0952 / em: golfArizona@cox.net

Haha, hope his "Heering" turns out ok.  LOL Bill 

Jul 13, 2022 06:35 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good morning Joe - funny.  The should prompted a few more questions from the preacher.

Jul 13, 2022 07:16 AM
Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper - Gold Way RE - Westminster, CO
Colorado Broker / Referral Services

Thanks Joe ... HAHA ... that was a good one.  Also, a good lesson to make sure one asks the specifics about what they are intending to pray about.  Clarification is always necessary in the Wide Wide World of Real estate, too!

Jul 13, 2022 11:51 AM