Subject: new technology

Three woman sat naked in a Sauna. Two younger and one Elderly. All of a sudden there was a beeping sound and the youngest woman grabbed her forearm and said......oh, that was just my beeper, I have it implanted in my arm... micro chip.  

Then, a phone rings and the other younger woman puts her hand to her ear....... and says, oh, my cell phone, micro chip in my hand.  

The Elderly woman feels left out altogether with all this new technology and leaves the Sauna to go to the bathroom. She reappears naked of course for the Sauna and has a piece of toilet paper sticking out of her butt. The others look at that with amazement and the Elderly woman says " oh look !!!! I am getting a FAX !!!! "