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Don't Steal My Toilet Paper

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Yes Joe, why would anyone steal your toilet paper?

At least Titus had a good reason and the toilet paper stayed in your own house.

It's hard to believe but stealing toilet paper is a real thing. In the office building I am you can not remove a roll until it's empty and the cleaning crew only leave one extra roll because of theft. How sad is that?

One of the stupidest acts of theft I have witnessed was at a bar when a young man (21 I'm sure) came out of the restroom, near the pool table I was running, with one of those giant rolls under his shirt... like no one would notice that. BTW, what a sure way to impress the ladies 🤪.

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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Actually Sham Reddy CRS this incident was over 30 years ago. I have not been a pool shark for a long, long time.

Jan 26, 2023 06:33 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Wayne Martin you nailed it with the lack of law enforcement. When I was young a man caught with a bag of pot got ten years... now I see judges giving people with heroin with 3 days (time served).

Jan 26, 2023 06:36 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I thought it was really stupid as well Kat Palmiotti . How would you even use/display one of those giant rolls in your home?

Jan 26, 2023 06:39 AM
Kat Palmiotti

haha, Bob "RealMan" Timm - I have no idea!

Update: Maybe on the hook behind the bathroom door!?

Jan 26, 2023 08:09 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Two excellent points faye schubert . It's never soft/comfortable to use and one drink would purchase a 4 pack of Charmin.

Jan 26, 2023 06:41 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Wow, how uncool would that be Nina Hollander, Broker . I can not imagine a guest in my home stealing my TP. Then again it's probably been 40 years since I had a BIG party.

Jan 26, 2023 06:44 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Bill Salvatore - East Valley your comment: "Thank you for the great information"  is as funny as someone stealing toilet paper. 😄

Jan 26, 2023 06:46 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

It's pretty laughable Dorie Dillard Austin TX and as faye schubert pointed out, if they can aford to drink they can afford to purchase their own TP.

Jan 26, 2023 06:48 AM
Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Ever since the COVID shortage of Toilet Paper , I pick a 30 pack at Costco monthly . Every time our Daughter visits , she leaves with a six pack of rolls ( from our stash )

Jan 26, 2023 07:12 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Good plan Michael J. Perry  on your part as well as your daughters. I love helping out my kids as well even though they both have incomes equal or better than mine at this time.😄

Jan 26, 2023 07:15 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Dare I say, that is a load of crap! 

People are something else, aren't they? 

It would have to be an extreme emergency for me to use a public toilet.  But (pun intended) if I did, I carry my own supplies to take care of business. 

Jan 26, 2023 07:43 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

FEATURED IN CRAP-TACULAR

 

Mr. Crappy Says

Flush The Thieves!

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Jan 26, 2023 07:44 AM
Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
Realty ONE Group Advocates 484-237-2055 - Downingtown, PA
Selling the Main Line & Chester County

Is nothing sacred anymore, what abut the person after you.

Jan 26, 2023 07:50 AM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

I am getting a laugh out of Nina Hollander, Broker comment - so far I have not had guests in my own home walk out with TP, but never say never!

Jan 26, 2023 08:36 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

You are a wise woman Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist . I too hate public bathrooms, especially at restaurants. Nothing can ruin my apatite worse then a dirty/stinky bathroom.

One time at a restaurant a cook/chef came in, pissed like a race house (with splatter) and left without washing his hands... I have not been back in 20+ years.

BTW I really appreciate Mr. Crappy's approval. Thanks! 🙃

Jan 26, 2023 12:13 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I agree Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543 . Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist idea of smuggling it into the bathroom is sage advice.

Jan 26, 2023 12:16 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Never say never is right Lise Howe . If we ever have another TP shortage it could happen. I'm thinking ALL of these shortages are planned out just so they can raise prices... speaking of... how about those egg prices?

Jan 26, 2023 12:19 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

I'm sure that may have happened a lot a year or so ag when the TP was in scarce supply.

Jan 27, 2023 06:17 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I'll bet it did too Ed Silva and believe it or not that didn't even occur to me when I wrote the post. It probably was on Timmothy's mind when he drew the cartoon as I never told him about the incident I mentioned above.

Jan 27, 2023 07:06 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Bob, it actually is a fairly serious problem.  My son, a real estate owner-broker manages the office building where he has his Real Estate Office.  In discussions he has told us he would like to stock toilet paper in all the bathrooms, however, it just goes missing/stolen.  Therefore, extra steps daily to keep it sufficiently stocked. 

Jan 27, 2023 10:59 PM
Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

There is another view of a cat home bound looking for work. Cat scratching toilet paper.

Jan 29, 2023 08:53 AM
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