OK. I have to give it up to myself. This is brilliant--pure genius actually(such moments are very rare for me).
Starbucks is in trouble. First of all, Starbucks overexpanded. Second, the money people used to spend on latte's and cappucino's is now going in the gas tank. So now we have 600 stores being closed and almost 12,000 people out of work.
Krispy Kreme's problems go back a few years. They also overexpanded. It was a bad idea to put their donuts in every grocery and convenience store but Starbucks didn't learn from KK's mistake and now you can find their products everywhere too. Krispy Kreme has also closed a lot of stores(thank goodness the one nearest me in OKC is still open) but their stock is still below $5. In fact a $20 bill will almost buy you a stock of both Starbucks and Krispy Kreme.
So since I don't want either to go out of business--I love hot glazed donuts(and KK's are the best) and good coffee(ah, Caffe Verona) lets just combine the 2 companies. A merger! Isn't that a great idea? The best coffee and donuts in one location--look out Dunkin' Donuts. Just one thing.....since I thought of this and I don't want to spend $5 for a cup of coffee and a donut, I get to be the quality control taste tester.
See, I told you this was brilliant.
Steve - you have succeeded in making my stomach growl . . . I live where there are neither - HELP!