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Funny MLS Remark of the Day !

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Real Estate Agent with wexzilla.com

As I read through the more than 50,000+ listings here in Maricopa County which includes ..

the cities of Phoenix, Scottsdale, Glendale, Peoria, Tempe, Fountain Hills, Carefree and Paradise Valley

I see listing after listing with photos and descriptions that makes one scratch their head in wonder what the seller and agent were thinking.

Listen to the first sentence description of this $1,000,000+ home desperate seller in phoenix

 

 """"   Desperate seller  will carry for easy qualifying, can be creative.  """" 

I know the market is tough. And admittedly, many if not most sellers are desperate. However, is it really the first thing you want to say in the description?

If you have any other similar MLS remarks , please share

James Wexler : Wexzilla - Phoenix | Scottsdale Real Estate Blog

Associate Broker Falmouth MA Cape Cod Heath Coker
https://teamcoker.robertpaul.com - Falmouth, MA
Heath Coker Berkshire Hathaway HS Robert Paul Prop

I think the seller IS carrying and crying!  Creativity may be more like "lower the price" and cut your losses.  Looks like a sometime agent and not a pro.

Jul 14, 2008 09:14 AM
Chris & Maria Skrip
RE/MAX 1st Advantage - Beaufort, SC
Beaufort, Bluffton, Hilton Head, Sun City SC

That one beats anything that I have seen so far - the only really funny thing that I have seen is a picture of a broken ceramic kitty that obviously was the wrong photo uploaded to the MLS - - wonder if they were trying to file an insurance claim? .or. post it for sale "one broken kitty cat" on eBay?  You made me laugh this afternoon.

Jul 14, 2008 09:16 AM
Kim Tavares
Legend Residential Sales LLC - Dix Hills, NY
e-PRO - Long Island, NY

hum...I wonder if this desperate seller knows he's being labeled as such on the listing????

Jul 14, 2008 09:24 AM
Debbie Malone
Londeree's Real Estate & Property Management - Lynchburg, VA
From Lynchburg To The Lake (434) 546-0369

James, I have to wonder when I see listings like this- why not just say LOW BALL US with your offers! Want the furniture too? Heath is right, lower the price and cut your losses.

Jul 14, 2008 11:54 AM
Deb Brooks
Brooks Prime Properties Wichita Falls Texas - Wichita Falls, TX

 """"   Desperate seller  will carry for easy qualifying, can be creative.  """" 

Cool...maybe I could swing something with him! Think he would take 20,000 down and $1,000 a month?

and Debbie has a good point. I would like the furniture too! See if you can't swing that for me James. I will of course pay you a commission Tuesday for a house today!

LATER IN THE RAIN~DEB

Jul 14, 2008 05:05 PM