CREDIT REPAIR HUMOR THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED ~ I don’t dig up the dead

I owned a credit repair business for 10 years lectured to 1000’s about how to clean your credit value of credit scores

8 am                              I received a call inquired if I repaired credit

MY ANSWER:                 Yes how can I provide assistance

CALLER:                        Stated he was in dare need for credit repair on “the social security number”

MY THOUGHTS:              “the” I knew I was in for something most people will state “my” not “the”

CALLER:                        Explains is a non US resident who purchased "the SSN" how this other person who was the provider/reseller  stolen SSN #’s ….SOLD same SSN to another person WHO HAS NOW TRASHED "THE SSN#"..... CALLER needed me to clean up the credit / "the SSN#" where he could continue using the dead persons SSN

MY THOUGHTS:               I am assuming CALLER a friend pulling personal prank

MY ANSWER:                 I inquired more wanted to know where the original person  who "the SSN#" belonged to ? The original SSN person would need to request and sign documents clean the credit

CALLER:                       Stated “person was died”… “reseller of SSN’s steals dead peoples SSN sales them !”

MY ANSWER:                 “I needed to go locate a died person… dig them up, dust on them off, drag them in the bank have a dead person signature notarized for my company to clean the dead persons credit this other person who bought the stolen SSN trashed it on you behalf… “

CALLER:                         Stated “YES, when do we get started”

MY ANSWER:                 “I don’t dig up dead people if he could locate the dead person dig them up call me upon receipt Of the dead person’s body, make sure he can sign the authorization for me to clear his credit !”

CLOSING STATEMENT:  The gall a person has !  I am still waiting for the dead persons arrival at my office !

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