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Did you say you needed a plumber. Humor!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

An elderly lady, who lived alone, had a drain pipe that was leaking.

She called the plumber who said he would be there early aftrenoon.  She had some errands to run so she left.

The plumber got there before noon, and knocked on the door...The elderly lady had a parrot who asked

"Who is it?"

"It's the Plumber', and he waited for her to open the door.  After a few minuets he knocked again...

"Who is it," asked the parrot.  It's the pl;umber he again said.  After a few more minuets, the plumber getting irate knocked real hard..."Who is it" asked the parrot.  In a loud and upset voice...IT'S THE PLUMBER!!! 

He waited a few minuets and then tride to puch the door open, not knowing what was going on.  As the plumber tried and tried  he got more irate, so he just kick the door down, and then had a heart attack.

The little old lady came home to find the door broken down and the body of the plumber lying there.

OH, MY...said the lady, i wonder who it is...

To which the parrot replyed...It's the plumber!

Kara Casamassina
International Property Management Group, LLC - Aiken, SC
Boomers and beyond

haha - that's a funny one, William :)     A guy I know has a parrot...and it teases the dog - -  says things like 'come on fluffy, wanna go for a walk'  lol.  haha.   have a good night.

Jul 18, 2008 03:48 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill..

Now, that one is BAD! I mean really bad. I'll probably use it, though.

Jul 18, 2008 11:44 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill..I think you slipped off the step here.  LOL  Of course, I wouln't have expected nay thing less!

Jul 29, 2008 07:26 AM
Gregory Lohr
West Columbia, SC

I'm laughing at Kara's comment big time....that poor dog.  I bet he is waiting for the day he can get a hold of that bird...lunch time.

Jul 29, 2008 07:32 AM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Steve this is a funny one too.  And, I too got a kick our of Kara's comment.  LOL

Jul 29, 2008 01:36 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I had a parrot that ctied and almost got me in trouble

Oct 19, 2010 02:32 PM