Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went
downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes
and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went
up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating
Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't
care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the
tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to
have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my
health.
If you know anyone that needs a good laugh pass this on.
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