High 95 Low 74 Thunderstorm Likely

"Faith is a kind of winged intellect. The great workmen

of history have been men who believed like giants." - Charles H. Parkhurst

Safety Risk - children or pets left in the car -

                    when you run in for a quick errand...

Al says - How come we choose from just two for president -

              and over fifty for Miss America?

T.S. Dolly - headed for the Texas/Mexico border -

                  landfall expected Wednesday...

Food Warning - inspectors issued a stronger warning -

                       to avoid fresh jalapenos...

Annette says - from ‘Hollywood Squares':

                      Q. - Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

                      A. - Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily...

Mammograms - less pain may be possible with lidocaine applied...

Pedicure in a Fish Tank? - D.C. area spa, Yvonne Hair and Nail Salon -

                                          uses small fish to nibble dry skin off customers feet...

Word for Today - gamine - n. - A girl who wanders about the streets; -

                                             an urchin...

Time to Toss It! - A/C units last as long as 15 years -

                         Replace vitamins after two years -

                         Toss fire extinguishers after 10 years or -

                         have them serviced every six years... www.prevention.com

Social Security - retirement calculator:

                          http://ssa.gov/estimator

Thought for Today - "If evolution really works how come -

                             mothers only have two hands."

                               ~Milton Berle

Does anything else really matter?