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A Little Humor

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Real Estate Agent with Frank Rubi Real Estate

These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! 

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wright's made an airplane.

 

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Gail Gladstone
Long Island Business Brokerage, Inc. - Huntington, NY

Very funny and sadly, probably all true.  These are some of the things you just can't make up.

Jul 22, 2008 01:17 PM
Barbara Carter
Century 21 Alliance Realty Group - Highland, NY
Serving Your Real Estate Needs in the Hudson Valle

John- This is hysterical. I read it twice because I was laughing so hard- Actually I have the brother of the Yorkshire Terrier- He is my Yorkshire Terror! LOL-Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wright's made an airplane.Great! thanks

 

Jul 22, 2008 01:20 PM
Patty Carroll
Vancouver, WA

These are funny...love the one about the dirty white dog.

Jul 22, 2008 02:45 PM
R. B. "Bob" Mitchell - Loan Officer Raleigh/Durham
Bank of England (NMLS#418481) - Raleigh, NC
Bob Mitchell (NMLS#1046286)

I like the one about the terrier....hateful little bastard...I think that we'll name him Cheney! ;-)  Couldn't resist...

 

Bob Mitchell

ValueList Real Estate Services, Inc.

Jul 24, 2008 04:42 AM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

John, funny post.  Thanks for starting the week with a bit of humor...

Jul 28, 2008 09:44 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Cute...the idea was to catch the attention and I bvet they did.

Jul 28, 2008 09:47 AM
Thomas Hargreaves
TriStar Financial Services - Eugene, OR

John,  I heard those on The tonight show years ago.  They are still funny today.

Jul 28, 2008 08:09 PM
Tanya Venable
Orlando, FL
SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant

John - It's always amazes me what people will put in print. Thanks for sharing.

Jul 28, 2008 11:08 PM