BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS!

Nearing the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into a patch of Buttercups.  Trying to get the ball out, back into play, caused Dave to destroy almost the entire patch of flowers.  All of a sudden...POOF!

In a flash and a puff of smoke a little old lady appeared.   In an irate voice said..."I am Mother Nature!!  do you have any idea how long it took me to make those pretty Buttercups?  Because of your insensitivity, you will never be able to have butter on you popcorn: better yet, you will never have butter on your toast!:"  still in an angry voice, "As a matter of fact, you will never have butter on ANYTHING ever again in your life!"  Then  POOF...she was gone.

After recovering a bit from what had happened, he yelled to his friend..."Hey Fred, where are you?"

"I'm over here in the Pussy Willows."

Dave shouts back..."Fred, DON'T SWING...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! DON'T SWING!

 
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10 Comments on Golfers...Do you know what is out of Bounds?! (Humor)

JUL
29
2008
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Very good Bill. This is one I will share with friends for sure.
12:37pm • #1
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Bill, it has become clear to me that after all these years of playing golf mother nature has taken many  things away from me! Steve
1:44pm • #2
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JL...good to hear from you.  I found this to be the way I golf.

Steve...Mother nature is a fantastic lady, but a cruel one as well.  She must have a wierd sense of humor to us aging folks!
1:52pm • #3
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Steve,,,

Why would a golfer care about that? More time for golf! lol
4:58pm • #4
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Steve - As a semi golfer, I got a really big kick out of this one. 
8:26pm • #5
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Richard...I agree...as we get older some things just aren't as important.

Bob...Glad you could relate.  I used to get paid to golf, I was always in the rough cutting weeds! LOL
9:18pm • #6
JUL
30
2008
131,867 Points

Very Funny... I'll share this with my golfing buddies!
6:34am • #7
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VERY funny.  This joke may be a little out of bounds.....
6:36am • #8
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I can always count on you to make me laugh out loud...this is one of the best!  Thanks William
12:38pm • #9
AUG
05
2008
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LOL LOL Well that got my attention...need to be more careful on the course!
11:59am • #10


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