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My wife left me... And I don't understand.

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expences- I had to give up drinking beer.

I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the reciept included $45 for makeup.

I said "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Heck, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back

 
Posted by Shannon Watson on 03/21/2007 04:55 PM   Comments (7)   advise, alabama, peace, troy, attitude  
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7 Comments on Things You Give Up For Marriage

Alas! What Realtors have to put up with. Have a good Day.

03/21/2007 05:07 PM by David Spencer & Assoc., Broker & Lic. Instr. CE and Pre-Lic.

sometimes honesty is not the best policy i guess

03/21/2007 07:06 PM by Rich Kruse (Gryphon USA, Ltd.)

Too cute!  I don't think she'll be back either...

03/21/2007 07:59 PM by Jim & Maria Hart ~ Charleston, SC Real Estate (Agent Owned Realty)

She's gone just don't out and buy that plasma TV to celebrate!

03/23/2007 06:14 AM by James Gordon REALTOR® PBD SRS (Sibcy Cline Realtors®)

It's got me laughing....I don't get it.  A guy needs his beer and his sports, a woman her makeup and shoes.  What's the problem here?  lol....Best wishes!

03/23/2007 09:16 AM by Carole Provenzale Owner, Feng Shui Long Island & New York (Feng Shui Long Island & New York City)

Ouch!  Good one.

03/23/2007 09:59 AM by Peggy Edwards, ~REALTOR®~Citrus Park & Westchase, FL (Coldwell Banker)

I'm stealing this one!

03/30/2007 10:51 AM by Tom Sinclair : About the House - Home Inspections (About the House - Home Inspections)

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