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REJECT marketing ads - they're funny but they got REJECTED!!

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Mortgage and Lending with CrossCountry Mortgage, LLC NMLS #3029 NMLS #126036

I like to laugh & I like to make people smile too.  But sometimes when it comes to my internet marketing...  well I can push the envelope quite a bit.  So here are some ads that...well they got the REJECT stamp from my fiancee. I love them & think they're hilarious. But then again I know I'm pushing it a bit far.  So here's the reject bin - tell me what you think!! 

 

Don't sign another lease!!

 

 

You'll pay less money long term, own a home, save on taxes, it's a buyer's market, rates are great, you can buy with little down and the seller can pay the closing costs.

So renting is kind of like this dog...well you get the picture. 

www.rentingisdumb.com

Because renting really is dumb!
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Remember the last time you got screwed?!

 

 It was when you signed a lease.

When you buy a home, you'll pay less money long term, own a home, save on taxes, it's a buyer's market, rates are great, you can buy with little down and the seller can pay the closing costs.

 www.rentingisdumb.com

Because renting really is dumb!

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Don't sign another lease!!

 

 The guy in the back is your landlord. You're the patient. This isn't going to feel good.  Kind of like renting.

When you buy, you'll pay less money, own a home, save on taxes, it's a buyer's market, rates are great, you can buy with little down and the seller can pay the closing costs.

 www.smartpeoplebuy.com
Because
smart people buy homes!

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Laurie Mindnich
Centennial, CO

They're funny.

Jul 31, 2008 10:28 AM
Damon Botticelli
Vegas Real Estate Photography - Las Vegas, NV
Real Estate Photographer

I'm not crazy about 2 & 3, but the first one with the dog is hilarious!  I'd use it

Jul 31, 2008 10:47 AM
Elizabeth Boland
Hukill Group/Paradigm Realty - Edmond, OK
Edmond Realtor

I can't stop laughing!

Jul 31, 2008 10:50 AM
Lewis Poretz
Apex Home Loans - Annapolis, MD
Business Development Manager

Joe -   man I needed a laugh and you supplied the goods. I am typically such a laid back person but these past two weeks have just got me fired up!

Thanks again for making me laugh....

Jul 31, 2008 12:42 PM
Jason Sardi
Auto & Home & Life Insurance throughout North Carolina - Charlotte, NC
Your Agent for Life

Well, there goes my goal of landing the white elephant:-)

Jul 31, 2008 12:47 PM
Roy A. Peterson
Domicile Analysis of Texas - El Paso, TX
P.R.E.I.

Joe, Their great. It got my attention as I was scrolling down. At first I thought what the!!!!!!!! then as I read them, got me to laughting. If your goal was to catch my attention it worked. LOL-Roy

Jul 31, 2008 02:24 PM
Thomas Hargreaves
TriStar Financial Services - Eugene, OR

Those are great....   LMAO.

Jul 31, 2008 06:41 PM
Joe Gonzalez
CrossCountry Mortgage, LLC NMLS #3029 - King of Prussia, PA
NMLS# 126036 (610) 739-6563

Glad you guys liked them.  My fiancee laughed but they got banned from being published. Actually I did post the last one.  What the hell, I'm going for it.  I'll let you guys know how I made out.  Thanks for the encouragment guys!

Jason - no white elephants for you brother!

Damon - I'm going for it with the dog.

Lewis - this market is pretty tough - we have to laugh occasionally!

Roy - I'm glad they captured your attention - that's what I was looking for - shock value coupled with humor.  I want people to laugh & feel comfortable.

Aug 01, 2008 12:40 AM
AMY SHRADER
Hurst Real Estate & Auction - Morristown, TN

That was great!  Those look like ads that I would come up with.  Problem is, someone would be offended I'm sure.  But your creativity is to be admired!

Aug 01, 2008 02:44 AM
James Wexler
wexzilla.com - Scottsdale, AZ

you should combine these into one of those Visa - priceless ad -- very funny stuff

Aug 06, 2008 05:07 PM