To paraphrase FDR, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."  While not specifically voiced in relation to the topic of today's blog, it is a phrase that can be applied to anything in our lives that we fear.  Fear can become so monstrous, that the thing we are afraid of may leave the room and yet the fear lives on.Barbie & Ken? 

     Our fear can be further complicated by diverse opinions of various "authorities."  Depending on the "weight" that those authorities carry, we can be further immobilized by our fear. 

     The media has this kind of power. 

     Who doesn't "believe" the media?  Well everyone will say that they don't----but the reality is, that most people will accept what the media tells them, as opposed to doing any research on their own.  People will, on occasion, change their opinion when some new media source they trust more contradicts their original opinion.

     It seems that today the sources of information are so diverse that most people are overwhelmed by the possible choices of whom to trust.  Preachers, gurus, newspapers, books, the internet, television, and radio all stream a cornucopia of possible answers to everything that is wrong with us and will be wrong with us.

     I got to thinking of all of this as a result of several recent blogs about Radon in Granite Countertops.  This is typical fodder for the media.  The media knows that human beings are run by fear and sex.  So if they can't hook us with how sexy granite countertops are they will hook us with how the granite countertops are going to kill us.  The reality is, in my opinion, that they are more likely to be sexy than dangerous----unless of course your "activities" result in your crashing to the floor.

     I don't pretend to be an expert on Radon but I am old enough to know that it isn't usually a good idea to believe everything you hear----no matter who is talking.  Every generation has its version of "Flat Earth Society"---and it still doesn't change the fact that the Earth is round.  Some things are also just not possible to know.  When that happens the key is to not latch onto what looks like a convenient answer, but to allow life to go on "without" answers----so that there is a space for the answers to come into.  Having to have a "reason" for everything is perhaps the most insidious fear of all.  It creates hate groups and religions.

     So for those of you that really need some really good information about Radon----information that won't scare the pants off of you while you are fooling around on your granite countertops in the dark----I hope you will take the time to check two articles that present a different view of "Radon" and "Radon Risk & Cancer" by Caoimhin P Connell.

Charles Buell 

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28 Comments on Beware of Having Sex on Granite Countertops!

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I have to give you an A for creativity on that one. It got my attention and I seldom think about Radon.

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Should any such precautions be taken with silestone, corian or formica?  Just wondering... 

11:13pm • #2
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Steve, I will granite you that point.

11:13pm • #3
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Antoinette, and what "precautions" are we talking about?

11:19pm • #4
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Charles, this is hilarious!  I am laughing myself silly right now!

6:51am • #5

Ahh maybe we should wrap those granite countertops in a giant latex sleeve. Ohhh, did I say that?

7:54am • #6
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Patricia, a successful blog then!

Kevin, stay out of the kitchen:)

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Charles, there are theories that almost every other emotion we experience is based in fear which can rule our lives. We had a story about the high efficiency light bulbs and how you could get exposed to mercury if they broke; turned out you needed to be around at least 100 of them to have dangerous exposure levels lol.  I like your writing style.

10:49am • #8
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Carole, yes, I have talked about these CFL's before and the "mediatribe" rekated to those was similiar to this radon issue.  Thanks for stopping by and commenting. 

10:55am • #9

THat is just absolutely hilarious. At first I though that was Cindy the Cyborg (Cindy McCain) with one of her secret boyfriends.

11:07am • #10

And here I thought my biggest concerns were going to be how to get my granite countertops sealed so stains don't get absorbed. Now everytime I go admire my new bath I am going to think about this post!

11:09am • #11
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Rob, they do make quite the couple don't they

Tracy, glad I could be of help:)

11:25am • #12
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I hear that this blog has been "Banned in Boston." Charlie B and Lenny Bruce, what a pair.

1:10pm • #13
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Boston too?  I had heard about Bellingham.

2:10pm • #14
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Granite counters give off radon gas? I will think twice now before ever letting anybody place condom-ments on my kitchen counter!

3:23pm • #15
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Carol,Like a good politician----"no condoment":)

3:32pm • #16

Charles,

This made me smile and you are right about not believing everything you hear. Always check (test) it out.

5:32pm • #17
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Hi Phillip, welcome to Active Rain.  I look forward to your blogs----there are lots of great inspectors fooling around in the rain----have fun!

5:40pm • #18
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Ah Charles,  I was pointed here by a recent blog about all the different topics on AR.  I read the article never looking at WHO wrote it.

I was SO surprised to see that it was you.  I thought you knew better than granite counter tops in the dark.  Geeze, always at last light a candle.  I claim it's for the romance aspect but really it's just for me to see the edges so I don't fall off.

"there are lots of great inspectors fooling around in the rain" on granite countertops!

Well done, Charles.

 

Back in the rain!

6:45am • #19
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Thanks Erby---good to see you back in the rain:) (keep foolin around on the granite:)

8:36am • #20
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Charles—Your post cracked me up! Some of my family live in Washington state. I had no idea that housing inspectors were not licensed there. What an incredible disservice to home buyers as well as home owners.

10:14am • #21
DEC
20

Thank goodness I found this information before it was too late. Now I have a good reason to not spend all that money on new countertops since my wife is constantly demanding we have marital relations on the countertops.  She wanted granite counters. I wanted a bass boat.  LOOK OUT little fishes.

11:38pm • #22
DEC
23

"Fear" really is an amazing thing.  It holds so many folks back from being great Realtors.  They "fear" talking to other and asking for business.    As for sex on the granite countertops...well.....

4:09pm • #23
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Linda, well licensing is under way and will be in place by this July.

Doug-----too funny

Jim & Janet----it does get one's attention however:)

9:22pm • #24
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You are a master of catchy titles.  I am paying attention.

4:29pm • #25
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Jim, I like to have fun with the titles.  They almost become like little koans of information.  (and of course the use of the word "sex" is always a succer punch:)

4:37pm • #26
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great post!  will beware of the granite couter tops...grin.  you have a fine way with stories.  thanks for all the info.

9:52am • #27
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Ginger, thanks---and you are welcome---glad you liked it!

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