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Do You feel smarter after a few Beer?

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

As a huge fan of the old series "Cheers" , Cliff Clavin the Postal Carrier was explaining to Norm, why we feel smarter when we drink. 

THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO ME!!!

'Well you see Norm it's like this...A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as it's slowest buffalo.  And when they are hunted the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first.  This Natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the health and the speed of the herd improves with the general killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the Human Brain can operate only as fast as the slowest Brain Cells.  Now, as we know that excessive alcohol consumption kills Brain cells, but, naturally, the  slowest and weakest cells are attacked first.  In this way, regular consumption of Beer eliminates the weakest and slowest cells making the Brain a much faster and efficient machine. And Norm, that is why you always feel smarter after a few Beers!

Comments (11)

Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Norm could probably justify anything to fit his needs... I loved that show and loved the humor on it.  At times the logic was illogical... but that added to the humor.  It was good reading your post.. loved it.. and loved that program.

Aug 01, 2008 10:47 AM
Melody Botting
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best

That explains a lot!  I needed this today.

Aug 01, 2008 11:55 AM
Rudy Detgen
Troop Real Estate Inc. - Moorpark, CA
Realtor, Real Estate Agent, Homes, REO - Moorpark, Simi Valley

Does this still work with Martini's?

Rudy

Aug 01, 2008 12:34 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Jon...the illogical was ther whole idea of the show.

Mel...Kill some Brain Cells this weekend.

Rudy...It works with whiskey, I would be willing to experiment if you need me to!

Aug 01, 2008 02:30 PM
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Inactive Account - Woodstock, VA

i like the way you think

Aug 01, 2008 02:45 PM
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

Now I know why I don't have any slow brain functions

Aug 01, 2008 02:49 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill This logic work for me and for the record I believe I am a genius, hello MENSA. Steve

Aug 01, 2008 02:51 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Charlie...not that I have had a few....the world is much clearer and things are flying through my mind!

Don...next time I feel like I am slowing down...it's Happy Hour ime.

Steve...I knew ther should be one out there.  Glad i found out who!

Aug 01, 2008 05:01 PM
Debra Kukulski, Broker Associate
RE/MAX Suburban - Cary, IL
SRES;SFR,CDPE;GRI;ABR;e-PRO Realtor, Northern IL

LOL...It's just that you THINK you are smarter;-)

Aug 02, 2008 03:22 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Debra...I will have to do some more research and see if you are right.

Aug 02, 2008 04:18 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

As you know I am niot into this scene...but that would explain alot!

Aug 06, 2008 03:09 PM