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You Know You're a Redneck Realtor When......LOL!

By
Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Greenville Central

For those of you who didn't see this post a while ago it bears repeating. Ok first I preface this with saying I"m from Kentucky. I am NOT a Redneck..I am however a bona fide HILLBILLY and yes there is a difference.  When competing for a local Miss America pageant in college one of the judges asked me the first thing I did when I got home. I answered "Well I am from KY! I take my shoes off of course!" I got 2nd.......

Now I"ve lived all over the world but here in Greenville SC there are some pretty amazing sayings ...

You know you're a REDNECK realtor when you refer to that thing that waters your garden as a HOSE PIPE! That one took me a while to catch on to.

You know you're a REDNECK realtor when you're at a listing appointment and the sellers children are running wild and the seller just grins and says "They're WIDE OPEN !" ..something to do with NASCAR.

You'll really know you're client is a REDNECK if this is hanging on the wall!!

 

You know you're a REDNECK realtor when your client can't tell the difference in the following words in your vocabulary. Pen, Pan and Pin....oh my it's fun.

And You'll REALLY know you're a REDNECK realtor and your client is too if this is their idea of a country mansion!

 

 

And you'll appreciate this lovely video of Redneck Realtor listings. Copy and Paste and  ....Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JZgSIR_r_c

Tammy Deviley
RE/MAX Select REALTORS LLC - Green Bay, WI

LOL LOL LOL Toooooo funny!

 

Tammy L. Deviley

Green Bay, WI

Aug 03, 2008 11:51 AM
Keith Webb
Guardant Investments, Inc. - Fullerton, CA
GRI

Hey.....the youtube audio sounds like a lot of the MLS and the video what you find when you get there....

Cute and worth a little laugh.

 

Aug 03, 2008 11:55 AM
Sheila H. Bragg, ABR
ERA Southeast Coastal Real Estate - Guyton, GA

OK...I live in the heart of South Georgia and there are some rednecks around but I don't think I've ever seen the deer rear used for the doorbell before. LOLOL!

Aug 03, 2008 11:57 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Some interesting photos?????

Aug 03, 2008 12:16 PM
Jimmy McCall
JimmyMcCall.com - Cunningham, TN
The Ex-Mortgage Consultant

Holly,  I think I would probably just knock on the first door and just don't know what to say about the second picture.

Aug 03, 2008 12:26 PM
Shirley Parks
Sands Realty 210-414-0966 - San Antonio, TX
Broker, 210-414-0966, San Antonio TX Real Estate

OMG I have never seen a door bell like that.  But the mansion.... everyone could have their own private space. LOL

Aug 03, 2008 12:27 PM
Tanya Venable
Orlando, FL
SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant

Holly - Thanks for a good laugh! Good way to start off my day!

Aug 13, 2008 10:55 PM
Breanna Ochoa
Metro Realty Partners - Houston, TX
Realtor - Houston, Sugar Land, Pearland

Hilarious. Thanks for the humor.

Aug 14, 2008 03:03 AM
Rick Trowe
Cerium Learning - Tulsa, OK
Go With Trowe

is the mansion for sale by chance?

Sep 13, 2008 11:38 PM
Kerry Lucasse
eXp Realty - Urban Nest Real Estate Group - Atlanta, GA
Your Urban Nest Atlanta Real Estate Consultant

... that deer bum was a DOORBELL?!?!?!?!? 

LOL

Sep 26, 2008 06:35 AM
Jeff Payne
The Payne Group at Keller Williams Success Realty - Panama City, FL
Panama City Real Estate

The rednecks around here are always fixin to do something

Sep 26, 2008 08:01 AM
Kristin Hunteman
True Title Company - Clayton, MO
Escrow Closing Officer

LOL, thanks for the laugh!!

Sep 26, 2008 08:16 AM
Jane Page Thompson
Aiken Properties - Aiken, SC

Ya 'noh- I bein sellin' hasses in Souf Karalina fo a while, ann thought that was a high rise!

Sep 28, 2008 01:06 PM
Pamela Elder
Gaines Realty - Inman, SC

Hits close to home. There will always be a redneck just around the corner. You sure the mansion isn't located in Sugar Tit?? LOL

No kidding people we have an area called Sugar Tit located in the south.

Sep 29, 2008 01:17 AM
Marie LaVoise, CENTURY 21 Platinum Properties
CENTURY 21 Platinum Properties - Clarksville, TN

That is too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Oct 20, 2008 04:17 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Holly,

That mansion is certainly "unique".  LOL

Brigita

Oct 29, 2008 01:03 AM