I am giving free home inspections away for a price.  

Sounds like some of the scams that want to give you $15,000,000.00.

I thought it was time to lighten up for a minute.

I give no discounts, or freebies, for my work.

Having me is a discount in and of itself.

I know that sounds arogant but I have the credentials to justify that statement.

If I charge the same as an un-certified person, isn't that a discount enough?

Being certified I have nothing to prove. It is what it is.

Being certified I can explain to your client how important or not important something is.