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Todd 2.0, Hey why is there a line?

By Todd Clark - Retired

Real Estate Agent with eXp Realty LLC 200311024

August 12, 2008 03:05 AM

Web 2.0, IPhone 2.0, Nike's new $300 shoes, all these things had people lining up at the door waiting for their debut. So, today, I'm announcing that on December 1^st, 2008, Todd 2.0 will be introduced.

Todd 2.0 will come with less weight, more marketing ideas, and still have a great sense of humor. So, at 12:01 on 12/1/2008 the new version of Todd will be released. I am hoping that the new Todd will have a line of people waiting outside my door wanting to take me home.

I look forward to the pictures and if you pre-order the new version today you maybe able to get the new Todd 2.0 at a 10% savings, call for more details.

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Patty Carroll

Vancouver, WA

Todd, we are always wanting to get in on the deals is there going to be a sale the day after Thanksgiving? : )

Aug 12, 2008 03:08 AM

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Fort Mc Clellan, AL

Thank you so much for the smile! What a great post to start off my day!

Aug 12, 2008 03:11 AM

Kathy McGraw

CELLing Realty - White Water, CA

Riverside County CA Real Estate

Oh Todd....is this going to be a 2 for 1 sale.....2 of you gone, and 1 of you left LOL :) Good luck on the weight loss my friend, I'm still trying to get that one pound that is preventing me from leaving one set of numbers for the next :)

Aug 12, 2008 03:14 AM

Fran Gaspari

Patriot Land Transfer, Inc. - Limerick, PA

"The Title Man" - Title Insurance - PA & NJ

TC,

I'm glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor...although it's getting morbid...and just in time for Christmas giving!!! Thanks, Fran

Aug 12, 2008 03:42 AM

Renée Donohue~Home Photography

Savvy Home Pix - Allegan, MI

Western Michigan Real Estate Photographer

SInce you haven't lost your sense of humor can I recommend a little chest wax prior to the release :)

Aug 12, 2008 03:46 AM

Sean Carroll

The Get Off Your A$$ Academy - Manhattan, NY

Real Estate Speaker and "Expert" Coach

great post. The pent up demand this will create should have people lining up around your house on the last day of November. you'd better hire some private security personnel for crowd control

Aug 12, 2008 07:12 AM

Bryant Tutas

Tutas Towne Realty, Inc and Garden Views Realty, LLC - Winter Garden, FL

Selling Florida one home at a time

Lookin' good Todd 2.0!! And real pleased to see you don't wax or shave you chest like a girly man:) Real men have hair!!! I think this campaign will work for you.

Aug 12, 2008 09:24 AM

Leslie Stewart

Oregon Licensed Broker with Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Real Estate Professionals - Stayton, OR

Realtor, ABR, CRS, Oregon Licensed Broker

Todd, you forgot to add the disclaimer "similar too" on your photo. How do I know thats a photo of you. Are you pulling a bait and switch?

Aug 12, 2008 12:00 PM

Ricardo Bueno

Diverse Solutions - Los Angeles, CA

Dude, you're hilarious! And the comments are awesome! (You gonna take Renee's recommendation?)

Anyway, good to see ya Todd, I've been away from the A|R for a while...

Aug 12, 2008 09:34 PM

Todd Clark - Retired

eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR

Principle Broker Oregon

Patty or Scott - OH, just maybe...I may even wear a turkey costume the day before to advertise the sale. (LOL)

Rachel - I'm glad I could put a smile on your face, was it because I was so HOT in the picture above?

Kathy - I'm so trying, I'm realizing this maybe like Microsoft Windows...I have the date set for release, but the end product may have to be recalled from time to time because of flaws in the system...Like I really like cookies and hamburgers.

Aug 20, 2008 02:00 AM

Fran - Morbid? Come on!

Renee - Hey, now that is no way to talk to such a sexy thing as myself. You wouldn't ask Sean Connery to get a chest wax would you? Todd, Todd 2.0

Aug 26, 2008 06:20 AM

Team Carrol - That is a good idea and give every one wrist bands so they don't lose their place in line...It is important to be first to see the new Todd 2.0. (LOL)

Bryant - That is correct, real men have hair and some woman do also from what I hear. (Hey Bertha)

Aug 27, 2008 02:53 AM

Leslie - Hey I do what I have to do to sell myself. Is Microsoft Vista what they promised it would be? I don't think so....

Ricardo - No, I am not going to take Renee's recommendation! Glad to have you back in the rain and hope to see you around.

Michael - No, it is not Ron Jeremy!

Aug 28, 2008 03:56 AM

Michael - No I wouldn't be tempted to! (YUK)

Aug 28, 2008 05:03 AM

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