An Amish boy and his father were in a mall in Ohio for the first time. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an obese older woman in a wheel chair moved up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son

 "Go get your mother"!

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