I received a very nasty voice mail yesterday. I had considered changiing my outgoing message to reflect my unappreciation for the message but after more thought and some calming down I decided to blog about it instead.
The voice mail was from a woman. I have no idea who she is nor how to call her back because she left no number, no name and her caller ID was blocked. In her voice mail she is screaming something to the effect of "how the blankety blank blank do I expect to sell a house if I never answer the phone".
Well, today I will answer that question for the world to know.
Here are the top 10 reasons why a Realtor/Agent may not be answering the phone the very minute you call.
1. Perhaps her bowels and/or bladder are still working and she's in the restroom and she doesn't feel like it's necessary to discuss real estate while sitting on the toilet.
2. Perhaps (imagine this now) she may have another customer/client besides just you and she feels it is the polite thing to do to wait until she is finished with that customer/client before she answers her phone.
3. Perhaps she isn't awake at 7am on a Saturday after having worked 12-14 hour days all week long and she actually needs some SLEEP!
4. Perhaps when you called at 11am on Sunday she was in church practicing her religion and her patience as her phone vibrated in her pocket.
5. Perhaps she doesn't answer calls that have their caller ID blocked and come across the phone as being "private" for security reasons because she values her life!! (are you listening lady?)
6. Perhaps she just doesn't like you and is tired of you calling her 6 times a day with unnecessary questions. How about you just let her do the job you are paying her to do????
7. Perhaps she actually enjoys spending time with her kids/family and doesn't feel it's necessary to her career to be on call 24/7 regardless of whatever perceived emergency you may think you have that necesitates you needing to interrupt her child's birthday party.
8. Perhaps she is right this very minute trying to negotiate a contract on your house and feels she can give you all of the details when she is DONE DOING HER JOB.
9. Perhaps she and her husband are out celebrating their anniversary and she didn't want to invite you.
10. Perhaps (and this is a big one) Perhaps she actually has a life outside of realestate and if you would be so kind as to have left a MESSAGE just once including your (AH!-OH!-OOOOOHHH!) PHONE NUMBER and NAME she would have called you back as soon as she was back on the clock!
So the next time you get a "tude" because your Agent/Realtor didn't answer your phone call.....keep the above in mind.

Cheri - This woman probably had the wrong number! :) People really can be so impatient. They need to realize that realtors are people, too and can't always answer their phones right away. :)