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Curb Appeal Dilemma

Seller's know that curb appeal matters. Unfortunately, many seller's have limited budgets to spend when they are preparing their property for its sale.

So we at Real Estaging have come up with a novel solution for the seller who not only needs to repaint the exterior of their home, but also need some landscape. We call it PaintScaping.

Now sellers with small budgets can benefit from a fresh coat of paint AND a well manicured yard. Another advantage for seller's in northern states is that the home will be in full bloom EVEN IN THE DEAD OF WINTER.

PaintScaping... another QUALITY service of Real Estaging.

Smile and have a great HOLIDAY weekend...

Craig

Posted by Craig Schiller on 09/02/2006 09:56 AM

Comments (21)

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21 Comments on Curb Appeal Dilemma

SEP

2006

I like the name Real Estaging....Great name, good job Craig.

Nice trailer should sell fast

Craig, Is that the before or after photo?

Uh oh. They forgot to paint the grass.

Thanks for the I dea. Painting does a world of good for a listing.

Chaz

Kristal,

I was wondering the same thing. Now can you tell me how to get little bits of cereal out from between the keys on my computer.

That photo belongs on the Jeff Foxworthy Show. Add a statue of Julius Caesar or a few Greek Gods on the lawn. I'm sure the college students would love a new place to have the holiday Toga party.

That photo is just TOO FUNNY! So, is it a double wide? And is that a plastic chaise lounge in the front? Maybe the owner added it since it "coordinates" with the home's color.

Thanks for the Sat morning laugh.

Beautiful, the Tara theme must be prevalent. We have a ranch home here where monthly they keep adding columns, porches, unsightly items to mimick "Tara". Perhaps they should take up painting. Thanks for the laugh.

Craig,

I was at a friend's beach house this summer. They had an artist friend paint a book shelf with books on the bathroom door and wall in a corner. It really looked great. Upstairs they had a real library room with real books.

No comments. But I still chuckle everytime I see Craig's Pretty Blog! Misty?

Too funny! Someone should post a collection of these. I know I have some somewhere.

Craig just by the amount of comments you recieved on this picture you know it was funny...reminded me of http://www.pismohometours.com/

I had to zip by this again and sometimes I just don't know what to think Buddy! Cracks me up.

I'm sure a saw this classic home in my college architecture course.

Talk about curb appeal... that mobile home looks just like an English Country estate! Someone's been watching too much Martha Stewart! : )

SEP

2006

Craig,
I was thinking that I'd come by with some Polident, lemonade and fabric softner sheets... that would make this one a home run!

FUNNY POST

Double wides in Malibu were fetching 2 million bucks last year, as lame as that sounds, there is actually a market for this.

Where is the house? All I see are trees, plants & columns? :-) That is definitely one way to have your house "incognito."

SEP

2006

The advanced course teaches how to add the pink flamingo and pond to the front yard.

Funny picture...kind of like this one. nice home

DEC

2006

Great site..enjoyed it...like the idea!

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