I just came from an inspection that left a bad taste in my mouth. I always try to be Pleasant, Polite, Personable, and Professional, but this one had me at a boiling point because one of the Realtors was just incessantly snappy.
The property was 2,850 square feet and selling for $494,500. I always pull the public records and MLS listing sheets (even the old ones) to get to know as much as I can about the property before I ever get there.
My inspection fee was $$649 and I saw that the listing agent had a 6% contract, so both Realtors were getting 3% of $494,500, or $14,835, of which some of that is going to the two brokers. The listing had been taken in early August and my Clients had found me on the Internet. I hadn't worked with either of these two Realtors before, so I'm always willing to give someone three strikes before I make a decision about them. But three strikes in 15 minutes?
Obviously I was not the inspector of choice for my Clients' Realtor. But is that my fault? Immediately after we had shaken hands and exchanged business cards, she said, "My inspector would have been here 30 minutes ago." Now I got there five minutes early; she really had nothing to complain about. It didn't get any better. She used every stereotype in the book:
- "My inspector never has anyone sign paperwork." (Perhaps he doesn't carry insurance—E&O, GL, AD&D, Life, Workers' Comp)
- "My inspector would never make someone pay before doing the job." (He runs his company as he sees fit, and I run mine as I see fit.)
- "My inspector would only have charged $400." (He probably doesn't have 43 years of experience in real estate.)
- "Would you give my Clients a discount of a couple hundred dollars?" (No, but since I am a former Realtor, I understand that you are a negotiator, always trying to get a better price. But my time and knowledge are all I have to sell, and I know my expenses, so I know what I have to charge.)
- "I can give you more work in the future if you'll work with us on the price here." (I'm working with you right now, and as I've discovered after 43 years of being in real estate, the promise of future work doesn't mean that there will be future work. Now if we create a nice, mutually beneficial business relationship, then after, oh, say, about 10 inspections, I'd be very happy to work with you on future pricing.)
- "You can't even give them a $20 discount just to show that you're a good guy?" (Did you give them a discount on your commission? If not, then I know you're going to gross $14,835. If $20 is so important to you, why don't you pay $20 of their home inspection for them.) (Thought, but not said: In fact, I have many Realtors who would never think of having their Clients pay for the home inspection. They pay my fees themselves and simply consider it a part of their overhead. Would you like to pay my fee on behalf of your Clients to show that you're a "good girl"? No? That's what I thought.)
Realtors, I love you dearly. I really do. I used to be one of you back in Houston in the 1970s-1980s when the Texas oil boom was going bust. But please, please, please let us home inspectors run our businesses (unless you're our spouses, and then you can help).
I feel really bad, so I think I'm going to have to go out to eat at On The Border and have a margarita with some jalapeno nachos.
WOW! Why would you expect any future business when all she did was compare you to HER INSPECTOR? I hope you did an excellent job for YOUR clients, and showed her up. Unreal!