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I read a few of these and found them entertaining:

  • The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.
  • The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.
  • There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It's called a mortgage.
  • If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
  • My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
  • I listed a maintenance free house. In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance.

After reading them, some are ironically funny.

 

11 Comments on Real Estate One Liners - Humorous

AUG
27
2008

Those are good, Carol. I particularly liked the four one about no one caring if you're alive. ROTFLMAO.
4:55am • #1
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"We had a home in your price range last week....but it fell down".
5:02am • #2
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Yes they are ironic and fit to a tee on a few homeowners. Getting a young family a mortgage now a days is rare!
6:11am • #3

Thanks for the early morning humor. I have to add some here about some of the buyers I am working with.
6:31am • #4
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I liked the comment about near the water....makes you wonder what they are thinking or not thinking!
6:32am • #5
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Debt consolidation would be easy, just one bill not to pay and I guess just one debt collector calling. Like that one!
6:37am • #6
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As a lender, number two worries me. If Down Payment Assistance goes away, that might be true for many first time homebuyers. But your humor certainly helps to get that point across!

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7:12am • #7
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Love this really good stuff. Thanks for the morning smile
7:16am • #8
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Carol:  Thanks for a good belly laugh this morning!  In times like these, it helps to laugh...  a lot! ;-)
8:57am • #9
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Very funny...thanks!

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9:05am • #10
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06
2010
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I liked the one with water in the basement. I see a lot in this area.  We have areas of a high water table.  I'll have to remember that one.
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