I read a few of these and found them entertaining:
- The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.
- The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.
- There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It's called a mortgage.
- If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
- My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
- I listed a maintenance free house. In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance.
After reading them, some are ironically funny.
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