SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE  ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED 
by Friday, August 29th 2008 
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM 

Class 1 
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? 
Round Table Discussion. 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? 
Scientific proof against this theory. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning 
at 7:00 PM

Class 6 
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. 
Support Groups with hotline available to participants. 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. 
An entertaining presentation with moderated discussion--bring paper and pen for notes. 
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. 
Power Point Presentation. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 10 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? 
Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. 
Online Classes and role-playing 
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion 
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. 
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

Under the Rules of Fair Play, Classes for Women will be open for suggestions!