SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE  ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED 
by Friday, August 29th 2008 
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM 

Class 1 
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 2 
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? 
Round Table Discussion. 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3 
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5 
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? 
Scientific proof against this theory. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning 
at 7:00 PM


Class 6 
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. 
Support Groups with hotline available to participants. 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7 
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. 
An entertaining presentation with moderated discussion--bring paper and pen for notes. 
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8 
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. 
Power Point Presentation. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 9 


Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined


Class 10 
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? 
Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11 
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. 
Online Classes and role-playing 
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12 
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion 
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 13 
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. 
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 14 


The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. 
Live Demonstration. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. 

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

Under the Rules of Fair Play, Classes for Women will be open for suggestions!

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Kingston, Ontario

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17 Comments on CLASSES FOR MEN AVAILABLE

AUG
27
2008

<raised hand> Um, excuse me, these are clearly the advanced courses, can you tell me where to sign up for the remedial class?  I would however like to sit-in on the use of the oven demo, I skipped lunch.
3:16pm • #2
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Thank you Shane for pointing that out - I guess that was one of the thousands I didn't get to read.  Perhaps it will be enjoyed by others who also missed it.  My apologies to whomever posted it the first time - great minds think alike!

Infinity Financial Mortgage Guy:  The remedial classes should be available at your local primary school.  They will also teach you that lunch is the 2nd most important meal of the day and keeps you from inhaling any foodlike substance around 3:30'sh!
3:23pm • #3
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Susan

It appears that the classes will be challenging for most of the students. Will there be a test and will the test be graded on the curve. Also if anyone would fails the test  can they get federal aid for a retest. PS I loved the post.

Good luck and success

Lou Ludwig

For additional information on Peak Performance Services www.LouLudwig.Com  
3:26pm • #4
AUG
31
2008

I signed up for Class 9 - "Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials".  They sent me a map with my registration confirmation.  I felt I didn't need it, tossed it, and couldn't find the class.  Any chance they offer it online?
8:46pm • #5
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Hi Lou -  I think grading on a curve will be a must!  Good Luck to you and thanks for stopping by.
9:46pm • #6
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Scott - too funny!  Thanks for popping in,
9:50pm • #7
SEP
05
2008
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Great joke to start the day. I'm lucky to have a husband who's mother trained him right so I don't have to . Must be why we're still married after 30 years. And he does bring me flowers even!  But I'm not allowed to tell his buddies about that!
9:02am • #8
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Good Morning Linda -  Send your Mother in Law flowers today IMMEDIATELY!!!  It sounds like you have a keeper!!

 
9:12am • #9
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Very funny ... but I must say ... I haven't done laundry in 10 years, and I haven't vacuumed, and I don't do dishes, and I even get a pedicure once a month, or more often if I want to ... but I can't tell anyone. :)   And he even cried when my kitty died.  Can you imagine that?  Yeah, I know ...

(His mother needs more than flowers, but we can't tell her that either. Let's not mess with a good thing.)   :)
5:45pm • #10
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Hi Susan,

Unfortunately my ownderful mother in law passed away 9 years ago. But today is my husbands birthday and he bought ME flowers! Yes, I think I'll keep him. And I'm trying to train my son to be a good husband too. Best thing a mom can do I think.

Have a great weekend.

Linda
6:11pm • #11
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Hi Susan, would you happen to know when those classes will be here in El Paso,Texas. I'm interested in some of the easy courses. Just kidding, hey great post.

                                                                      ~Newbie

                                                                                        

7:13pm • #12
SEP
08
2008
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Sylive -  I'll keep your secret!  Gotta LOVE these Mothers who raised wonderful future husbands.  Another keeper!
9:00am • #13
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Linda -  sad to lose someone so wonderful but memories are for life.  Your husband sounds like a sweetheart and you sound like someone who is intellegent enough to appreciate and nurture him to be the best husband he can be.  I have a 13 year old neice who will need a thoughtful and caring husband in about 15 years - how old is your son? :0)

 
9:04am • #14
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Roy -  by the time these classes reach El Paso, YOU will be able to TEACH them . . .  Right?!  Thanks for popping by,
9:05am • #15
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Susan, I can't thank you enough for this.  I need education real bad.  Life out here in the jungle is really different.  I think I'm ready to begin interacting with civilization.  Soon.  Real soon. I think.  sorta, kinda, maybe.  Great morning joke.  Thanks so much for sharing. 
10:01am • #16
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Susan, finally someone thought up some great classes for men! I will have my husband enroll in ALL of them. Are there "how to do laudry and seperate clothes classes"? What about "taking out trash before it overflows" classes? Let me know as soon as possible!
10:02am • #17
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Bob - welcome back to civilization (if that's what this is!)  Happy to make you smile.

Callie -  I believe your suggested classs could be incorporated in the next semester - stay tuned!
10:25am • #18

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