Tommy is a young boy and just potty trained. Although, when he goes to the bathroom, he hits everything but the toilet. So, Mom has to clean up after him and after 2 weeks she has had enough and takes Tommy to the Dr.
After the examination, the Dr. says..."his unit is to small. An old wives tale is to give him 2 pieces of toast each morning, and his unit will grow and so he can hold it and aim straight.
The next morning, Tommy awoke and rushed downstairs and on the table was "12" slices of toast.
Tommy yells..."Mom, the Dr. said I only had to eat 2 slices of toast."
"I know" His mom said..."The other 10 are for your Father!"
I read this 2 ways!!!! Both gave me a chuckle!
Have a great day!
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