Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.   Dumb ass.

 
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10 Comments on Menopause Jewelry

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01
2008
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Judy, what is it with you this morning? You are full of great posts. Actually I like this one better than the other (classifieds)

12:44pm • #1

Judy: Your husband sounds like a very lucky guy!

12:45pm • #2
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Awesome, some guys just don't get it.  How about giving him Rogaine when he starts losing his hair?

12:45pm • #3
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Hi Judy,  I laughed out loud on this one.  keep 'em coming !

1:42pm • #4

Hi, it sounds like you gotta lighten up, you want a diamond ring, GO BUY ONE, that way you know you will like it!

2:01pm • #5

Judy,  Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!  I'm bettin' that he's not wantin' ta see you in that "red mark" mood too of'en.  Mike

7:16pm • #6
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2008
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LOL I know that's right girl! Be in a good mood all day with a big fat diamond!

2:15pm • #7
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Ooooccccccchhh.............. I bet when he see that mood ring frinkin red he'll run the other way.

I can not stop laughting, thanks for sharing it.

                                                                   ~ Newbie

 

                                                                                   

2:57pm • #8
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04
2008

Mood rings for colors, I've been told men have black and white vision. Dogs...

9:34pm • #9
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05
2008

I was thinking of giving my wife one of those rings. You just helped me in my decision making process.

Funny post.

Rudy

1:30am • #10

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