Was cleaning out some drawers and I found my younger daughter's "To Do List", which I believe is 2-3 years old, so that would have put her at 13-14 years old, being she is now 16-1/2 years old and tomorrow beginning her Grade 12 school year.

I read this outloud and couldn't believe the imagination my teenager has:                   

                                                                                                      

Caitlin's To Do List

 

1) Change all the clocks.

2) Laugh ever hour on the hour.

3) Defy the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.

4) Name all the trees on your block.

5) Tell someone:  "Yes, but the ink never dries if your pen is filled with "lard".

6) "Fix" the books.

7) Follow someone around all day, taking notes on their activities and not being seen.

8) Create a treasure map.

9) Start a Sing-A-Long at random.

10) Put confetti in the air vents.

11) Call a friend & say, "You're won a lifetime supply of salamanders".

12) Fill the bathtub with saltwater and pretend it's the ocean.

13) Change my name everytime someone remembers it.

14) Replace all nouns in a story with colors & read it outloud.

15) Open every door, cabinet, closet & drawer in your house. Wait for someone to come over and pretend to not notice.

16) Freeze something at random and replace it.

17) Use the same word repeatedly throughout the day.

18) Don't use a mirror.

19) Send a message in a bottle via a helium balloon.

20) Wear 2 different shoes.

 

Now, keep in mind, she took the SAT's when she was just 16 years old, last December,  she scored 1990 on her SAT's.  Had the privilege to attend the National Scholars Leadership Conference in Washington D.C. this July 2008 for 2 weeks.  She's extremely bright and very different, to say the least.  After attending the Law & Advocacy program at this conference, she wants to be a Patent Lawyer.  She wants her 1st degree in Engineering and than wants to attend Law School.  I'm already in the "Poor House" thinking about the cost. LOL

                                    ;>)

              

 
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42 Comments on Found My Daughter's "To Do List" - Humor

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That is a great list and hilarious especially for a tenager.  

4:49pm • #1
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That is an amazing list at any age................    congrats on your very well rounded daughter...    All the best

4:52pm • #2

This is funny thanks for the laugh.

4:55pm • #3
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I think I'd like to try some of those. And a 1780!?! That has to be on the new system. Last year, the highest possible score in Florida was 1400. I think this year it's going to change. But I think some states were already using the new scoring systme. If that's not the case, theyn your daughter is beyond genius!

4:58pm • #4
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wow- what a list!!!  To say the least she has an active mind and a great sense of humor!

4:59pm • #5

How cute and clever. Sometimes we are all too serious and lists like that would make our days brighter. Thanks for sharing.

5:02pm • #6
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Hi Russ,  When I opened it up and read it outloud to my "better half" we were both laughing.

Hi Desiree,  I'm going to take this to work and put it on my wall, so when I get down, I'll just read the list. LOL

Hi Daisy,  I agree, what an imagination...

Hi Lisa,  The top SAT was 2180, I think for the December 2007 SAT Scores.  I'm not sure how it works in Florida, but I think they have a different scoring due to the proficiency exams they have there for the State of Florida.

5:07pm • #7
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Hi Michele, She has a WILD imagination and you never know what's going to come out.  LOL

Hi Tina, It made our day worthwhile, especially, since we were cleaning out our "everything drawer".

5:10pm • #8
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WOW! She has an unbelievable imagination. You must be incredibly proud. Reminds me of my daughter. Life is never boring. Am I right? :)

6:15pm • #9
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Wow your daughter has got quite the imagination. She sounds like a very unique and creative young woman. We need more lawyers like this!

6:18pm • #10
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Ann Marie.. Your daughter is VERY smart and VERY creative.  I like number 10.  I think that putting confetti in the air vents would make everyone's day a little brighter.... except the cleaning crew.  LOL. 

6:23pm • #11
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Your daughter has a great sense of humor!

8:13pm • #12

I agree she does have a great sense of humor and a great mind!  Like mother like daughter I am guessing!

Brooke

10:21pm • #13
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2008
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Your daughter sounded very board when she wrote that, but I have to say it was funny. You should ask her is she actually tried anything on the list and report back to use, because any one of those things if she actually did it would have been funny!

Todd Clark, Helping Families Home - www.IFoundYourNewHome.com

10:51am • #14

I'm going to borrow the confetti in the air ducts, thats good. While she's doing that she may also want to put beef bullion cubes in the shower head. Remind her that this prank may be better played in a college dorm than at her parent's home where she can be punished for her misdeeds :)

1:17pm • #15
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Ann Marie, I love her to do list---she sounds like a wonderful person, full of fun and laughter!  And I wouldn't mind borrowing a few of those ideas myself...thank you for sharing that.

1:42pm • #16
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If my 15 year old son had a list it would go something like this, Try to have a good hair day and try not to trip getting off the bus. Steve

3:02pm • #17
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My daughter is going to a private catholic university in San Diego. I can relate about the poor house thing. I think spending money on an education is about as good a way to spend it as I can think of. Congratulations on having a bright young lady.

5:32pm • #18

Your daughter sounds terrific - she obviously has great role models.

As for the poor house thing - better sell some more houses!

Take care,    Laurie

6:08pm • #19
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Thank you for all your comments.  I did ask my daughter what she was thinking when she wrote it and she said she did do it 2 years ago and she was bored.  Good Grief!!

                    ;>)

9:32pm • #20
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I get accused of #17 all the time. She's following in good footsteps. LOL

9:35am • #21
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She's hired! 

What a gal!

Congrats!  Her world is one filled with possibilities....

7:31pm • #22
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2008

Hey Ann-Marie,

I'm just curious if you talked to her about this list? It would be interesting to see which of these items she has completed. Some of these wouldn't be hard to do...that said, many of them could be a challenge to complete.

4:03pm • #23
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Ann-Marie - This is a funny list!  I am planning to include this one in the Family Ties recap today.  What is the highest score on the SATs there?  It was 1600 here when I was in high school.   Just curious -

5:52pm • #24
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What a great list! How nice that she got creative with her boredom! What will she be like when she's in her 20s?

6:47pm • #25
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Hi Jason,

The highest score possible for the December 2007 SAT was 2400, or 800 for each section; Reading, Math & Writing. ;>)

Hi Luther,

She said she has done 12 out of the 20, devious like her Mom. ;>)

Hi Elaine,

When I think about her being in her 20's, it's a little scary.  I picture her traveling around the world.   ;>)

7:17pm • #26
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I love the idea of starting a sing-a-long!!  Please let your daughter know that I once went to work, and to my son's school and to the grocery store and didn't realize until the end of the day that I had one black shoe and one blue shoe on ALL DAY!!!  And it wasn't on my to do list!! 

8:47pm • #27
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It sou ds like your daughter ha quite a sense of humor.  I don't know the new scoring system for the SAT's.  It used to be up to 1600.

12:06am • #28
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I love her list!  I think I will borrow it.  haha   Children have the most open and brilliant minds. 

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I love the idea of a Sing-a-long at random.  Sounds like a musical.  I LOVE musicals!  And the salamander a day is just plain intriging.....

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Ha ha - I love her style Ann-Marie. I've done the sing-a-long thing!                She has awesome goals - -- keep selling those houses   

7:29am • #31
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I love the out of the box thinking. Looks like I need to revisit my own list with a sense of humor attached!

5:26pm • #32
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I enjoyed reading this... and am already trying to think whose vents I can put the confetti into...maybe a home inspection. ok...I also like the idea of naming trees... I always name a few "friends" in my neighborhood...and say 'goodbye' to them when I move away. thanks for sharing this!

5:51pm • #33
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I found this to be very funny, especially since I have a 14 year old granddaughter.  Did Caitlin do all (or any) of the things on her list?

12:19pm • #34
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I wonder what her current to-do list looks like!  Can you get your hands on one of those?

7:57pm • #35
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Ann-Marie, two words for you:  State Schools. Best thing we did for our oldest daughter who's a senior at Virginia Tech.

 

I sure hope Caitlin didn't put confetti in the air vents! She's a very imaginative young lady, I too would be interested in her current to-do list. She'll go far.

12:42pm • #36
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She sounds like my kind of person! I am stealing a few ideas to use on my sister-in-law.....I'm planning a large scale prank for her! Let me know if she's got any other ideas :)

3:53pm • #37

My niece does wear two different shoes (she's 14)! She says she loves the attention she gets when people notice and comment on it.

4:06pm • #38
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Hi Guys & Girls,

Since I received a lot of comments on Caitlin's  "To Do List".  Here's picture of my two daughters, guess which one is Caitlin



9:21pm • #39
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You must be very proud, you have a wonderfully bright daughter that seems to know what she wants in life.  My daughter just turned 13, I think they grow up to fast seems like just a month ago she was 5 years old. 

9:21pm • #40

Wow, that's great!! Congrats to her and you!!

Andy Laughlin
Connect Realty

10:12pm • #41
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Love the list - my favorite is number 15 the one about leaving cabinets doors, drawers etal open and then pretend not to notice.  Your daughter is not only bright, she is brilliant - completely out of the box.

9:20pm • #42

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