Some Driving Humor

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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the Department of Transportation's driving school.


Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.


Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.


Enjoy and have a great day, The Harts.

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Brooke Shepherd & Livia Smith
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Those were fun, thank you!


Sep 04, 2008 11:21 PM #1
Doreen McPherson
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I had to come over here to read something that didn't hurt my brain.  Thanks.  I've always wondered how true these really are. 

Sep 04, 2008 11:36 PM #2
Jon Wnoroski
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Summit County Realtor

Thanks for the driving humor.  I needed a good laugh this morning..

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