Today's inspection reminded me of Monty Hall and Let's Make a deal!
"Bubba, you and Sally Sue have one final decision to make. You've already won a brand new Ford F-350 pickum up truck, a one-year supply of gasoline for your brand new Ford
F-350 pickum up truck, a 100-inch plasma television, a vacation for three to Rio de Janeiro, and a 10-year supply of Kraft macaroni & cheese. Do you want to keep all that, or trade it all in for what's behind Curtain #1, Curtain #2, or Curtain #3?"
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| Curtain #1 |
Curtain #2 |
Curtain #3 |
"Monty, I think we're gonna havta talk about this for a couple of minutes."
[a couple of minutes later]
"Okay, Bubba and Sally Sue! What's it going to be? Keep what you already have, or trade it all in for what's behind Curtain #1, Curtain #2, or Curtain #3?"
"Well, Monty, I wanted what's behind Curtain #2, but Sally Sue here wanted what's behind Curtain #1, so we're going to compromise and choose Curtain #3. Sally Sue thinks we can't go wrong with a royal purple curtain."
"Alright, then, Curtain #3 it is. Let's see what's behind that royal purple curtain, Curtain #3!"
You've just traded everything in for a brand new throne.
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