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Mike Mueller Sucks?

Ok, I don’t really suck.

I guess that depends on who you talk to.

But I am trying to dominate the Google page if you did happen to search for “Mike Mueller Sucks”.

My day of total suckage started with an excellent post over at Agent Genius.

Agent Genius Post

I tried to leave a smart comment using html.

The blog stripped my html and my comment sucked. So I tried again, and again.

Eventually I had to create a picture of what I wanted and post it.

mike mueller sucks comment

Then Jay happened to look up “Mike Mueller Sucks” and noticed my friend Andy Kaufman had the top billing for that search.

That really sucks!

mike mueller sucks

There’s even a twitter conversation going about “Mike Mueller Sucks“.

So I’m working my SEO magic as best I can, someday I hope to catch Andy.

You can bet that once I do, I’ll be gunning for “Mike Mueller Stinks” next!

 


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8 Comments on Mike Mueller Sucks!

SEP
10
2008

Well, thats a very funny blog entry to end my day!  Thanks!

P.S.

Everybody sucks- but I suck less!  Have a good one!

5:14pm • #1
171,789 Points 1 Featured Post

Mike, this is hilarious.. Don't worry, I'm sure you will be #1 soon. :-)

5:47pm • #2
289,090 Points 66 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Paul -  You do suck less, but I suck MORE!  You know who doesn't suck? ActiveRain.  This post put me on top in minutes on Google for "Mike Mueller Sucks!"  Minutes!  If anyone ever doubts the power of ActiveRain, let this be a lesson to them. 

YES you can own any keyword or search engine phrase with a little planning and proper technique.  Even a derogatory phrase such as Mike Mueller Sucks!

Nick - Not so worried.  and Yes I am #1 - Woo Hoooo!  I Suck

Now if they would just feature this, more people will know about my suckage. 

Active Mike

6:09pm • #3
180,753 Points 8 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Hit Router Called Shot Master

:) Snort, giggle...you suck - NOT, but being #1 is pretty cool.  AR's google juice seems to have picked up even more lately - my new office is scared I'm about to outrank their corporate site.

11:08pm • #4
SEP
11
2008
289,090 Points 66 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Michelle -  I do suck.  And I'm # 1 too!  But I don't suck at blogging and I don't suck at being able to get high in a search engine for any given phrase.  But other than that, I Suck.

Go pass your company as #1.  My friend Brad Andersohn did that when he was a title guy.  They were not happy.

BTW: The combination of Greg Swan's post about a website sucking and your name on the sidebar puts you in #1 (or at least Greg's post) for "Michelle DeRepentigny Sucks".  Lani has #2,  and Jay Thompson is holding down the #3.  I guess if you had to have three other people holding the top positions, those three would be pretty great.

Active Mike

 

I still can't believe this isn't featured and nobody has ReBlogged it yet - LOL

8:41am • #5
SEP
15
2008
228,051 Points 9 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp

Too bad you suck.... I need another article or two to feature in this week's Mortgage Pro Week in Review

 

12:57am • #6
OCT
03
2008

I was looking for info on the Active Rain network but finding this proves that it and you do suck. Not sure why you would put this page up but it makes me want to avoid Active Rain completely.

NonyBusiness
9:30pm • #7
OCT
04
2008
588,234 Points 80 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog Hit Router Attended Rain Camp

That is great - the power of Active Rain is pretty amazing.  Am just starting to learn about SEO and Google page ranks and all !

2:05pm • #8

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