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Have You Seen Him ??? Lost Squirrel ~ Reward Offered !!! $$$$$$

By Edward Pascual

Real Estate Sales Representative with Re/Max North Orange County

September 12, 2008 05:37 AM

Have you seen my squirell? His name is "Peanuts" He's Lost and yes I fear even possibly dare I say ...STOLEN !!! I don't know what to do, when I came into my office this morning and went to feed him, he was GONE!!! All I found were a few empty peanut shells and cookie crumbs. I just don't how we could have escaped, I mean got loose. He may have just went searching for some more food in the office. But I haven't seen a trace of him anywhere!!

Please be on the lookout everybody, if you see him, he's really very tame, he won't harm you. Don't be frightened and pleease don't scream, as this might upset him and cause his tail to frizz. Just give me a call and I will come pick him up. Please keep a sharp eye open for him he is small. Oh yes, and his favorite food is peanut butter on pretzels, so if you see him try to corner him and give him his favorite food until I get there.

In the terrible and horrible event that he was "Squirrel Napped" I beg of you Squirrel-Napper, please do not harm him!!! I will do whatever you ask, just please don't harm him !!!

Thank you !!!

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Anonymous

squirrel hunter

Hey, I heard you dun lost yer squirell boy. I'm hear to offer my services. I'm the #1 Squirrel Hunter whar I com from. Let me know if'n I can hep you.

Sep 12, 2008 05:41 AM

Boris

enough said !!

Sep 12, 2008 05:45 AM

Pinocchio

well.... I may or may not possibly be able to not exactly tell you but, I may or may not know where he is at this very moment

Sep 12, 2008 05:53 AM

Suzi Chaffin

Re/Max North Orange County - Fullerton, CA

Yeah Right Ed, I know the real reason you had that squirell, does this look familiar??

Sep 12, 2008 07:03 AM

Joe Knowe

A Force of One - Greenacres, CA

Hey Edwaardoo; I got that recipe from my Aunt Lucille in Alabama you wanted, here it is:

Fried Squirrel and Gravy

Ingredients:
1	Squirrel; cut into 7 pieces
1 c	Flour; seasoned with
1/2 ts	Each salt and pepper
1/2 c	Crisco; for frying
	Milk; for gravy

Put seasoned flour into small paper bag. Put squirrel, one or two pieces at a time into bag and shake to coat with flour. Meanwhile melt crisco in cast-iron skillet. Put squirrel pieces into pan and brown on both sides. Reduce heat, cover skillet, and cook for about 20 minutes, or until done. Pour off about half the fat. Stir in flour from the bag until you have a very thin roux, or put about 2 Tbs. of the flour into a jar with a tight-fitting lid and add milk, then put on the lid and shake until the flour is dissolved and all the lumps have gone. Make sure you scrape up all the brown bits from the bottom of the pan. Add milk, stirring, and bring to a boil. If the gravy is too thick, add more milk. If it is too thin add more flour and milk mixture and reheat to a boil.

Sep 12, 2008 07:11 AM

Tina Maraj

RE/MAX One - Fullerton, CA

Celebrating 30 Years of Real Estate Sales

Well, if Ed can keep a squirrel I want to bring a snake into the office.

Sep 12, 2008 11:05 AM

Edward Pascual

Tina - Snakes are good bar-b-qued, they taste like chicken !

Sep 18, 2008 11:08 AM

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