1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
 
3. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.  When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

4.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

5. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

6. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

7. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

8. Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

9. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

10. In democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count that votes.

By the way, the list in ActiveRain listing the Top 100 Women in Real Estate Leadership is coming along nicely. See how many of the names you recognize and if you can provide someone should add to the list. The List is located at http://tinyurl.com/3w89hs